O/T - Durex Performa

[JonRB]

Has anyone seen these new Durex Performa condoms? They're designed to "prolong" lovemaking because they have some anaesthetic cream in the tip that numbs your knob so that you don't get overexcited so quickly (allegedly).

What I find particularly ironic is that a condom to help people with premature ejaculation has been such a long time coming (boom boom)

(Might as well lock the thread now, Ted, it's only going to be downhill from here on )

[Phil Dicky]

I think my wife will have an order in by now

[Podie]

This thread is SOOO locked, so I'll get a nob gag in quick!

"it'll stop you going off half-cocked"

>> Edited by Podie on Monday 24th February 12:53

[Big Chris]

How could any respecting man buy these....your basicaly saying to the person behind the counter "Im rubbish in bed"

[Podie]

Big Chris said: How could any respecting man buy these....your basicaly saying to the person behind the counter "Im rubbish in bed"

Assistant: "that'll be 4 strokes then sir, oh sorry, I mean 4 pounds.."



>> Edited by Podie on Monday 24th February 13:02