Afterlife Telegrams

[Bonce]

Another tax on stupid people...

www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/

[Beano500]

[alan_driver]

Another tax on stupid people...

www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/

I will have 5 please, I only want 2 words '**** You' Minimum of 5 Ideas for the other 3 words...?
oh and btw the **** does not stand for love.

[Marcos maniac]

WTF

mad - barking mad

[eric mc]

I suppose they do "Ghost-a grams" rather than "Gorilla -grams".

[incorrigible]

It really upsets me

that I didn't think of that I wonder how the MD's CV reads.....

After a succesfull career in sales for an "old rope" company....

etc

[moreymach]

Spent ages looking for the 'punchline' ... its for real ??? quite disturbing really

[danhay]

How do you know that the person delivering the message is going to the right place? i.e. Heaven or Hell.

Perhaps they could have a demon that reports unsuccessful attempts at delivery...my E-mail server seems to have one, so the technology must exist???

[Bonce]

"Grandma, could you contact Grandad and tell him how to work the washing machine please" = $75 (kerching)!