:grumpy: Seatbelt gone t!ts-up
:grumpy: Seatbelt gone t!ts-up
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2Munkys

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1,228 posts

266 months

Sunday 3rd September 2006
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O.k, I think that just one too many fat chicks has brought about the demise of my passengers seatbelt. The mechanism no longer wants to release the pawls from the ratchet and allow the belt to encompass such Titanic Totty.

It's a sealed unit so my want for a good old meddle has been dashed. Do these things frequently fail? Does anyone have a serviceable unit I can have/buy? Has anyone found a better replacement for not excessive money? Don't want a 19 point harness!

As a temporary measure, I'm keeping those of the gigantuan persuasion secured in place with a 'Spanset'; it may be illegal but it stops 'em rolling over to my side in left handers!

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Sunday 3rd September 2006
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Er - They all do that, Sir!



My Griff used to be a little temperamental, but the Tuscan has to be the winner in the bl00dy, bl@$ted, bv££ering, b0110x belts competition. smash wobble

Usually needs to be on the flat for it to release, and sometimes has the tendency to keep tightening up and doing a boa constrictor impression on Mrs Beano.


....and the difference between the Griff and the Tuscan? Well, you tend to go round corners faster in the Tuscan, so when the belt does start tightening up....eek

Mrs VNP (Aaaaah)

12 posts

241 months

Sunday 3rd September 2006
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Ha ha ha ha that'll teach you bruce, you should stick to the one slim bird, instead of the 100 mixed variety that you go through, then you would be ok you ta*t. laugh

2Munkys

Original Poster:

1,228 posts

266 months

Sunday 3rd September 2006
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beano500 said:
Er - They all do that, Sir!


Yea, but this time it's really fugged. The thing is removed from the installed position and no matter what the orientation or administering of rude words, rattles, taps, bangs, pulls and shoves, it just draws itself up. Gonna need a replacement!

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Sunday 3rd September 2006
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[quote=Mrs VNP (Aaaaah)]Ha ha ha ha that'll teach you bruce, you should stick to the one slim bird, instead of the 100 mixed variety that you go through, then you would be ok you ta*t. laugh[/quote]


That's libelous, that is. hehe


dnb

3,330 posts

271 months

Sunday 3rd September 2006
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beano500 said:
My Griff used to be a little temperamental, but the Tuscan has to be the winner in the bl00dy, bl@$ted, bv££ering, b0110x belts competition. smash wobble


Your old Griff is still a little tempremental in that respect.

It's less irritable when the seat is further forward for some reason.