Is it to soon
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PAT COBRA

Original Poster:

152 posts

259 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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God I hope he will be OK. But I think he would want the bad taste to kick in soon!!!! So when can we start posting jokes ??????? PAT

boRED S2upid

20,957 posts

263 months

Friday 22nd September 2006
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Id give it a day or two before posting bad taste jokes, make sure hes ok, news sounds more and more promising as time progresses. Im sure there are a lot of jokes.

steverod

300 posts

239 months

Friday 22nd September 2006
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I've been texted four bad taste jokes already! Even Clarkson has joined in with a piss take when he spoke to him at his bedside!

'Hamster' (if I may call him that) is like your little brother...he's annoying, but really deep down inside you love him!

Bring him back please..SOON!!!!!

Blue Tomcat

823 posts

245 months

Thursday 5th October 2006
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Now we know the full circumstances of his prang, I think that we can accept that he is as much a Pistonhead, if not more, as any of us can claim and, as such, it would be a nice touch to send him a PH tee-shirt or some-such (possibly with a modified logo with a small 'ding' in the side of the head).
All of us know and accept the risks we take from day to day in our cars, just as he willingly accepted the risk of attempting (and obtaining) a British Land Speed Record. We only need Health and Safety present when they screw down the lids on our coffins if we have died from plague, smallpox or East European Scrot-Rot.

Hamster will make a full recovery in due course (having seen images of the wreck site, I would want to have the babies of the bloke that designed a car that barrel-rolled and bounced six times from 280 mph and kept the occupant alive and, in that process, I wish him the very best.

Perhaps the Beeb will have to finally admit the fact that we all know...


SPEED DOES NOT KILL!

Spearmint

89 posts

234 months

Thursday 5th October 2006
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Yeah, so on a lighter note....

Did you know the BBC have asked Lily Savage if she wants Hamsters place on Top Gear as a Presenter?



Apparently they're looking for a better drag act......

Spearmint

89 posts

234 months

Thursday 5th October 2006
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Whats the similarity between Richard Hammond and Elton John?

They both have skidmarks on their helmets....

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Whats the similarity between Richard Hammond and Kate Moss?

They have both been smashed on top gear.....

scissorhands83

4,129 posts

258 months

Thursday 5th October 2006
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Jeremy clarkson has been caught being shagged by Danny la rue. thats another one of the top gear team ed by a dragsatr!!!