NOTHING GAY ABOUT THE COCKSTER

[cardigankid]

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

[Andy T]

Heh Heh, Cockster eh? I bet he was chuckling away at that name!

I've been calling My 986 S the Cocksta for ages!

IMO it's a sad fact that you do see a lot of "posers" driving them around, especially where I live. They just cruise up and down the street where all the trendy pubs are all night hoping someone will see them.

I'll bet that none of them have ever driven their cars hard or even know what a track day is!

Not me of course, oh no...

[fidgits]

hmmmm.

Anyone who takes a Clarkson review anywhere near seriously... well, it's your own bloody fault...

a simple question for you CK...

WHO CARES????


Great, you like the Cayman - it handles well... not exactly a newsflash!

[kayc]

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

[satans worm]

Thanks Kayc, we can always rely on you!!

[shadowninja]

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

Did Clarkson say it's for poofs? Cos he has driven one. I have seen video evidence. Your arguement therefore is flawed.

[fittster]

Clarkson takes the piss about virtually all the cars he reviews. It's normally very entertaining until he reviews your particular pride and joy.

[Gulliver911]

kayc said:

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

[kayc]

Gulliver911 said:

kayc said:

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

Its all relative to what you normally drive however

[pugsey]

kayc said:

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

So, in your opinion, the Cayman is a poofs car - and you've felt compelled to drive "lots"...................

[Fatboy]

pugsey said:

kayc said:

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

So, in your opinion, the Cayman is a poofs car - and you've felt compelled to drive "lots"...................

I was thinking the same myself....

Conclusive evidence that Kayc is a Raving Iron!

[kayc]

pugsey said:

kayc said:

cardigankid said:

Clarkson's mind must be going. If you think a Cayman S is for poofs then you havent driven one.

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

So, in your opinion, the Cayman is a poofs car - and you've felt compelled to drive "lots"...................

I keep driving them coz im trying to understand why,apart from it being a new car therefore a nice place to be that it is 1)Expensive and 2)bloody slow .

[nervous]

kayc said:

I keep driving them coz im trying to understand why,apart from it being a new car therefore a nice place to be that it is 1)Expensive and 2)bloody slow .

and 3) you like boys and 4) especially their willies.

[Marki]

Clarksons a nob

[randlemarcus]

nervous said:

kayc said:

I keep driving them coz im trying to understand why,apart from it being a new car therefore a nice place to be that it is 1)Expensive and 2)bloody slow .

and 3) you like boys and 4) especially their willies.

And he does keep on about dealer spreads, so I'm thinking he's the passive one..

[nervous]

really? id heard it was all give and take with these things.

[sleep envy]

kayc said:

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

oh the irony!

[Dr S]

sleep envy said:

kayc said:

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

oh the irony!

exactly what I thought as well...

[abarthchris]

kayc said:

I think the cayman s is a poofs carAnd ive driven lots.

[/quote]

what the Cayman or a poof?



dammit, why did i have this page open for so long before posting!

Edited by abarthchris on Thursday 28th September 14:08

[kayc]

Brilliant i got all the 2-bob pond life to respond together.Never thought that was possible.