Lentilist abuse

[planetdave]

I'm a vegetarian. Adolf Hitler a vegan. Neither of us are/were anti car. I am a comfirmed petrolhead with a huge right foot. Can we come up with some catchall term for pinkolesbiangatsolovinglocalcouncilsleepingpoliceman3seriesdrivingtrilbywearingschoolrungiant4*4(feel free to continue)types 'cos I actually like lentils(stop laughing cos i'm also a 6 foot 4 baggage handler with a bad attitude who WILL come and get yer) and am feeling a bit miffed. I would be eternally gratefull and amused and may award points for best entrants to this smashing competition .

[FourWheelDrift]

I think your's is pretty good if a little long.

Why not just Blairites, Numpties or Cuts

[Podie]

Why the **** would you want to compare yourself to Hitler...?!?!

[swilly]

Just out of interest, why are you vegetarian?

Nothing against veggies by the way.

Just that bleeding-heart-lefti-wooly headed-morons tend, coincidentally, to have a likening for the old pulse.

[granville]

Podie said: Why the **** would you want to compare yourself to Hitler...?!?!

I hate to say it but the autobahns were initiated during the period of National Socialism.

So there is a rather controversial, albeit distastefully tenuous, notional association with 'people who like driving absurdly fast' to which school of thought our fellow member may subscribe.

Still, I'm sure they were Rommel's creation, not 'is nibbs'.

[M@H]

swilly said: Just out of interest, why are you vegetarian?

Nothing against veggies by the way.

Just that bleeding-heart-lefti-wooly headed-morons tend, coincidentally, to have a likening for the old pulse.

PMSL... thats just made my morning..

[JMGS4]

derestrictor said:

Podie said: Why the **** would you want to compare yourself to Hitler...?!?!

I hate to say it but the autobahns were initiated during the period of National Socialism.

And the Fosse Way, Watling street were built under the Romans, so bring back Roman rule! YES the solution to all! No Phony Tony, no Fatty 2Jags, at least only house and ground owners get a say, not the council estate plebs and unbritish rest!!!!!! very much tongue in cheek!!!

[swilly]

And the Romans built their roads nice and STRAIGHT.:startstheV8up:

[moleamol]

Can we come up with some catchall term for pinkolesbiangatsolovinglocalcouncilsleepingpoliceman3seriesdrivingtrilbywearingschoolrungiant4*4(feel free to continue)types 'cos I actually like lentils(stop laughing cos i'm also a 6 foot 4 baggage handler with a bad attitude who WILL come and get yer) and am feeling a bit miffed.

Yeah but due to eating lentils all the time you wouldn't have the energy to do anything about it

I like CarZee's Vegeteblairians

[granville]

JMGS4 said:...so bring back Roman rule! YES the solution to all!...only house and ground owners get a say, not the council estate plebs... Very much tongue in cheek!!!

As an eminent Pher said many months ago, "the dream I dare not dream."

Nothing wrong with a spot of radicalism, you know!

[cockers]

I'm a vegetarian. I am a comfirmed petrolhead with a huge right foot.

Same here chief.

As I've said on this esteemed site before, there is no contradiction between the enjoyment of hydrocarbon abuse and not wanting to eat Bugs Bunny, Larry the Lamb and Ermintrude the moo cow.

Or Billy the Fish, but then that would be semi-cannibalism anyway, which is a whole different debate.

[P*Ting]

cockers said:

Or Billy the Fish, but then that would be semi-cannibalism anyway

You're a mermaid?

[Don]

Actually - I love Puy Lentils. Done with bacon and shallotts. Have'em as a bed underneath a nice partridge or other game fowl.

Yum

Nothing wrong with vegetables either - in moderation.

[planetdave]

Yeah, dig the Romans apart from lacking twisties. I'm a veggie (not fishitarian) 'cos I couldn't face up to killing larry lamb and friends myself and dont think it fair to ask anyone else to do it on my behalf. And the stench in butchers is just stomach churning. Just cos Adolf and I share a near common diet dont make us pals. He apparently had a dick too so 50% of us are obviously mass murdering moustache wearing drug addicts ( well I am {err}). Anyway get on with the terms of abuse.

>> Edited by planetdave on Wednesday 5th March 13:28

[loudpedal]

Don said: Actually - I love Puy Lentils. Done with bacon and shallotts. Have'em as a bed underneath a nice partridge or other game fowl.

Yum

Nothing wrong with vegetables either - in moderation.

Here here, I quite agree. In fact braised red cabbage (itself a vegetable) is an excellent accompaniment to all roasted water birds. On that subject, has anyone actually tried swan? I think it would be delicious.

[CarZee]

cockers said:As I've said on this esteemed site before, there is no contradiction between the enjoyment of hydrocarbon abuse and not wanting to eat Bugs Bunny, Larry the Lamb and Ermintrude the moo cow.

OTOH most of us give up on anthropomorphising animals after the age of about 12

Edited to say: JMG - Behold the impending accession of Biggus Dickus..

>> Edited by CarZee (moderator) on Wednesday 5th March 13:43

[cotty]

But its ok to have a dig a 3 series owners is it

[planetdave]

Are you lot JUST trying to wind me up or is that a justifiable fringe benefit. I met a nice politician once.
3 series.....what can you say

>> Edited by planetdave on Wednesday 5th March 13:44

[Big_M]

I have a real problem with Lentil Pushers. I divorced my ex husband because he became a veggie. (I am not joking). If I sit next to a veggie I have to have steak - very rare. If God meant us to be veggie we would look like mice.

I did read somewhere that we only evolved because some monkeys started eating meat - prehaps the veggies will start to unevolve. Actually that might have been a story put about by the British Meat Foundation.

[planetdave]

I am a demon BBQer so dont try to frighten me with the steak routine