Pub bans old folk for eating too slowly
Discussion
In the Sun today. (Don't actually read it, only buy it for the pictures)
A group of old folk have been banned from having lunch at a local pub because they take too long over their meals.
Landlord Gordon Hay says that their dithering meant he had to turn other customers away and if they don't get their deserts straight away they start clicking their fingers at the waitresses (isn't this just rhumatism???)
If only the same thing could be done on the roads.
A group of old folk have been banned from having lunch at a local pub because they take too long over their meals.
Landlord Gordon Hay says that their dithering meant he had to turn other customers away and if they don't get their deserts straight away they start clicking their fingers at the waitresses (isn't this just rhumatism???)
If only the same thing could be done on the roads.
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