dodgy article in Intersection: "Is your car gay?"

[shadowninja]

Probably offensive but definitely amusing... bit surprised to see this sort of article in such a classy looking car mag...

anyway, highlights...
-206CC was the most gay car
-Mini, TT, Z4, Boxster pretty gay
-White transit van... very not gay
-Mondeo... not gay
-boring family cars... asexual!

apologies if anyone finds this offensive :/

[FourWheelDrift]

WHAT !!!!!!!!!!

No MX-5........aren't hairdressers considered gay anymore?

[deltaf]

Xr3 cabriolet...very very gay indeed, and possibly bisexual too!

[N17 TVR]

Boxster & TT, absolutely rampant

[s2n]

Smart Car!

Not only is it "gay" but it's also a cross-dresser

[sparks]

s2n said: Smart Car!

Not only is it "gay" but it's also a cross-dresser

Oi! I'm having to drive one at the moment. It's a bloody lawn mower!

Sparks

[shadowninja]

the smart car is turbo-driven isnt it? just replace the standard unit with a T34. should be good for 450bhp. for about 30 seconds before *bang*

[Gaffer]

New Beetle...unless its the funky convertable AP one

Claire

>> Edited by Gaffer on Wednesday 5th March 17:14

[SBD]

Agree with Claire on the Beetle you're positively into daisy chain territory with that one

[cnh1990]

FourWheelDrift said: WHAT !!!!!!!!!!

No MX-5........aren't hairdressers considered gay anymore?

I don't think of them as gay cars, I always thought of those as chick cars.

In the USA gay people sure drive a lot of Subaru's

Calvin





>> Edited by cnh1990 on Wednesday 5th March 17:43

[robp]

TT must take the prize for the biggest batty wagon?

[TheLemming]

Oi, nothing wrong with MX-5s....

Ok they arent massively powerful, but at least a RWD 2 seat cabrio is a big improvement on a hot hatch (ie 106 Gti, Saxo, Corsa etc). Some of the super or turbocharged modded cars are pretty nippy, and the 1.8 isnt exactly sluggish (although again compared to hatches in the same sort of price range).

If I manage to resolve my employment situation quickly I may be looking for an early 90's pop-up headlight model within the next few months to replace my current embarrasing heap of crepe!

I would prefer a MK1 MR2, however decent ones are very hard to find and Ive already tried running a money pit 205 1.9 Gti that cost more over the first 6 months than the damn thing cost to buy...

[Don]

Until I find my Boxster attempting to mount the Chimaera in the garage I will not believe that its "gay".

They're cars not people. Fer gawds sake.

[adrian jaye]

944 s2 cab - guards red

def a hetrosexual 100% red blooded boyz toy

[adrian jaye]

944 s2 cab - guards red

def a hetrosexual 100% red blooded boyz toy

[iguana]

adrian jaye said: 944 s2 cab - guards red

def a hetrosexual 100% red blooded boyz toy

hmmm hardly...

anyway what is that Avid Merrian bloke from BO Selector doing purched on your Bonnet????

[donatien]

-206CC was the most gay car

With or without the roller carrier hairdresser racks on the back?

A friend of mine (female) bought one of these and she is definitely not gay. But then she does have a fcuking awful taste in cars

[hansgerd]

I thought my Audi was gay when I stuffed it in the arse of some Mercedes SLK once.

[donatien]

hansgerd said: I thought my Audi was gay when I stuffed it in the arse of some Mercedes SLK once.

There's the proof then.......

Edited to ask - What magazine did this appear in then?

>> Edited by donatien on Wednesday 5th March 19:39

[GasBlaster]

Jeremy Clarkson once wrote an article in the Times saying HE was too gay for a TVR Tuscan R !