Being chased by a police helicopter
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if i was being chased by a chopper copper would it not be a good idea to fly towards a power station do the pylons not pose a danger and interfere with their equipment.
there you go the perfect crime , steal a milk float from a shoppin centre drop the family at the airport drive towards a power station and into a multi storey car park and if you get caught tell them you are a traveller with no fixed abode but a member of a strong community and you will be released without charge and your milk float will be returned to you with all the yoghurt you can eat ,not bad for a days work makes a change from stealing road signs , manhole covers and diesel
there you go the perfect crime , steal a milk float from a shoppin centre drop the family at the airport drive towards a power station and into a multi storey car park and if you get caught tell them you are a traveller with no fixed abode but a member of a strong community and you will be released without charge and your milk float will be returned to you with all the yoghurt you can eat ,not bad for a days work makes a change from stealing road signs , manhole covers and diesel
mds automotive said:
if i was being chased by a chopper copper would it not be a good idea to fly towards a power station do the pylons not pose a danger and interfere with their equipment.
there you go the perfect crime , steal a milk float from a shoppin centre drop the family at the airport drive towards a power station and into a multi storey car park and if you get caught tell them you are a traveller with no fixed abode but a member of a strong community and you will be released without charge and your milk float will be returned to you with all the yoghurt you can eat ,not bad for a days work makes a change from stealing road signs , manhole covers and diesel
there you go the perfect crime , steal a milk float from a shoppin centre drop the family at the airport drive towards a power station and into a multi storey car park and if you get caught tell them you are a traveller with no fixed abode but a member of a strong community and you will be released without charge and your milk float will be returned to you with all the yoghurt you can eat ,not bad for a days work makes a change from stealing road signs , manhole covers and diesel
SO 13 1/2 from Scotland Yard who specialise in milk float theft will liase with operation nutron (they are the undercover people made up of bibs you used to be travellers and who protect leccy pylons in the UK and are based at airports) will track you down. They also have special dogs that sniff out yoghurt.
Had it not been for that mob your idea was a cracker.......
When you chased by a helicopter in Afghanistan, you would normally have prepared for the circumstance by carrying your stinger, man portable, missile system with you.
I guess when it eventually happens in this country, it'll appear on Police, Camera, Action.
Until then, like Shaw Taylor says.... Keep 'em peeled.
I guess when it eventually happens in this country, it'll appear on Police, Camera, Action.
Until then, like Shaw Taylor says.... Keep 'em peeled.
dontfollowme said:
I'm sure I'm not the only one here that thinks this... When a criminal is being chased by a helicopter why don't they just aim for a populated area, e.g. shopping centre, pub, cinema etc?
The thieves who stole our car did just that. Decamped from the car and ran into a busy Sainsburys.
Dwight VanDriver said:
Those on the run from the petrol parrot atre known to try and hide in the greem compost bins, which in themselves give off a heat trace.
Wouldn't that be a GOOD idea? The heat trace of the bin (assume from the decomposing) would mask the heat trace of the human? Only a good idae if you're not seen hiding in it though
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