This is unbelieveable (and gross!!)

[soulpatch]

Picture this scenario,

Driving round a large 3 laned roundabout near Exeter, carefully following my lane, when I see a people carrier driving numpty swerve across 2 of the lanes nearly smashing into me and another car.

When i got alongside her I expected to see the usual lighting of cigarette or texting on a mobile but...

SHE WAS PICKING HER NOSE!!! REALLY DIGGING ON IN THERE!!! this seemed to be taking up 99% of her brainpower as she bumbeld off onto the sliproad nearly killing herself by pulling in front of a lorry.

Picking her nose? You could imagine how it would look to the papers -

"Woman causes multiple pileup while picking nose, but since wasnt speeding police have dropped all charges"

[agent006]

"Woman dies from finger rammed up nose into brain by airbag"

[cazzo]

Probably got too deep and pulled her brain cell out

[MilnerR]

REMEMBER: Bogeys KILL......

Did she lick her finger afterwards??

[apache]

and I thought multitasking was a feminine strong point

[donatien]

Multitasking? My ex can fart and pick her nose at the same time. Seems you can teach an old dog new tricks......

[minimax]

donatien said: Multitasking? My ex can fart and pick her nose at the same time. Seems you can teach an old dog new tricks......