What do you do with your Griff............

[jester7]

Just flicking through the channels on Sky noticed the back of a Griffith on the screen. Started watching the programme. It was one of these police camara action programmes. The Griffith had just been pulled over for................Kerb Crawling!!!!!!! I think it was ocean haze in colour and it had Estorils, they had pulled him over in London some where. Dont suppose anyone would like to own up

[bluebottle]

Phew!..had spiders on mine, thought i'd been rumbled for a minute

[geoffvalenti]

jester7 said:

The Griffith had just been pulled over for................Kerb Crawling!!!!!!!

Quite how you'd complete the deed in a Griff is beyond me

I suppose if you're less than average height and take the roof off, it may be possible, but, at 6'5", I have enough trouble just getting in and out of the thing

I'm sure if I ran it without oil for long enough I could fcuk the engine though

[antonyj]

The bonnet and the boot lid are the right height though..........







allegedly,,no darling I have pressed "submit reply"

[Ballistic Banana]

Seasider huts around that way prehaps the light was hitting his pylon Grey Griff and making it look ocean haze

[jeffsy]

jester7 said:

Just flicking through the channels on Sky noticed the back of a Griffith on the screen. Started watching the programme. It was one of these police camara action programmes. The Griffith had just been pulled over for................Kerb Crawling!!!!!!! I think it was ocean haze in colour and it had Estorils, they had pulled him over in London some where. Dont suppose anyone would like to own up

FFG?

[Pasco]

May be Jeffsy but wrong wheels me thinks unless he swapped them from FFG number one car to throw people off the scent

[97octane]

And so, risking a rapid padlock, how many ways can you do it in or on a Griff?
Over the bonnet or boot, that's 2
Over the transmission tunnel, three, four and five
With the roof off, standing, six

Ideas anyone?
How many successful liasons have you had in a Griff? Me, so far, none 'tho Mrs 97 has offered...

[jester7]

Interstingly (or not!!) I went out for dinner with my girlfriend last week and too the griff. She passed comment on sexual activity in it and how dissapointed she was at the height of the gearbox tunnel, for leaning over and.........ahem......think ill leave it there!!!!

[catretriever]

has anyone else spotted that the Griff mentioned in the Griff Vs M5 thread was Ocean Haze

just call me sherlock

Edited by catretriever on Wednesday 18th October 10:11

[FlipFlopGriff]

Not me!!
I've only had it a couple of months and these programmes are usually well old (my excuse anyway).
FFG

[Hotwire]

Yes, I have a griff; yes, I have estorils; and yes it's Ocean Haze

NO,IT WASN'T ME......!!!!!

[lone granger]

antonyj said:

The bonnet and the boot lid are the right height though..........

allegedly,,no darling I have pressed "submit reply"

Thats why the Griff has the raised lip at the front of the bonnet (not just to let hot air out) but to stop you sliding off the bonnet...! - All the chips and scratches on the noses arent stone chips -- they are stiletto scars..!!

[groucho]

I remember seeing this program.

[barreti]

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN.
Bum and nipple prints on my polished paintwork. Not ruddy likely.
Drive to a decent hotel for gawds sake

[clive f]

actually the transmission tunnel is the right hieght if she were to lean over it, and one was to observe this from behind, may have to take the roof off and leave one door open though