War........the most compelling reason yet
War........the most compelling reason yet
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mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

286 months

Monday 10th March 2003
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If Blair goes for it..........MEACHER WILL RESIGN !

No doubts now...........!

Hang on, though........will he come back as Transport Minister.........?!?

Damn, let's just think about this one.......

corozin

2,680 posts

302 months

Monday 10th March 2003
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Oh bugger that's a bit of a hard call innit. Do you think we should hold out for John Prescott to offer to resign before agreeing to the war?

bennno

15,299 posts

300 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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I think the entire labour government should resign on principle.

Then i think somebody should call their bluff and ask them where they want their possessions sent.

Bennno

JMGS4

8,932 posts

301 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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NO lets start a war and let fatty 2jags and tony bliar be the first wave (unarmed and unprotected) to take on the Republican Guard. Then we wouldn't hear such Bushite holier than thou bullshit from such weak kneed w*nkers all the time....
(from one who has hit the beach, and more than once..)
Yes we need to rid the world of Saddass and Hoo Flung Dung but NOT necessarily with war, that is ALWAYS the absolute last resource.
We should fall back from our absolute bumboy servitude to BullyBoyBush and think of our guys who may get the chop, cause BigBro Yank will NOT go in where it's really hot man to man... they didn't in GW1 (or WW! or 2 for that matter) they left it up to us....... then arrived and showed the world what heroes (cough cough) they were!!!
Sorry guys, sore point with me.........

elanturbo

565 posts

293 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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I'm pretty anti at the mo. but if Blair, Mandleson, Darling, Campbell and Hewitt were in the front line,.. I'd say go for it!... and N. Korea, Iran, Syria etc. etc.

spot on JMGS!

Citizen Rat

41 posts

288 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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Install Blair as head of the puppet government after SH has gone?

apache

39,731 posts

315 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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bennno said:
I think the entire labour government should resign on principle.

Then i think somebody should call their bluff and ask them where they want their possessions sent.

Bennno


I think once the dust has settled a lot of em will have gone.......pity 2jags aint one though

DIGGA

48,540 posts

314 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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apache said:

bennno said:
I think the entire labour government should resign on principle.

Then i think somebody should call their bluff and ask them where they want their possessions sent.

Bennno


I think once the dust has settled a lot of em will have gone.......pity 2jags aint one though



Well why would he - he's already, publicly demonstrated that's he's not averse to physical violence.

Perhaps we should psyche him up by telling him the Iraqi's are a bunch of mulleted, egg hurlers, and send him in first!

Dai Capp

1,641 posts

291 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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Citizen Rat said: Install Blair as head of the puppet government after SH has gone?


Well, he'd have all the credentials, six years experience over here etc etc

apache

39,731 posts

315 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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DIGGA said:

apache said:

bennno said:
I think the entire labour government should resign on principle.

Then i think somebody should call their bluff and ask them where they want their possessions sent.

Bennno


I think once the dust has settled a lot of em will have gone.......pity 2jags aint one though



Well why would he - he's already, publicly demonstrated that's he's not averse to physical violence.

Perhaps we should psyche him up by telling him the Iraqi's are a bunch of mulleted, egg hurlers, and send him in first!




unconditonal surrender

Dai Capp

1,641 posts

291 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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You could use 2jags as a secret weapon to flatten Bhagdad, a bit like a bouncing bomb, but skim him across the desert.

Mind you, you'd have to get the trajectory right 'cause you wouldn't want to miss Bhagdad now would you...

Would it look something like this ------ do you think...

DC

deltaf

1,384 posts

288 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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I think the iraqis would just give up there and then if fatboy prezzie was dropped on them, either as a weapon, or to try and fix their transport problem!!

DIGGA

48,540 posts

314 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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Dai Capp said: You could use 2jags as a secret weapon to flatten Bhagdad,
Would it look something like this ------ do you think...

DC


Hasty, inaccurate deployment could upset the Iranians if Presot overshot. Now where do you think all Barnes Wallace's calculations have been filed?.....

Dai Capp

1,641 posts

291 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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DIGGA said:

Dai Capp said: You could use 2jags as a secret weapon to flatten Bhagdad,
Would it look something like this ------ do you think...

DC


Hasty, inaccurate deployment could upset the Iranians if Presot overshot. Now where do you think all Barnes Wallace's calculations have been filed?.....




Knowing the top secret nature of this sort of thing it's probably in a filing cabinet in Tony's office under bomb, bouncing...

mybrainhurts

Original Poster:

90,809 posts

286 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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Eyup........Prescott on curry and 12 pints of bitter.

That's getting seriously dangerous, lads. Nearest you can get to nuclear, I reckon.

How do I get to push out the bouncing bum.............??

DIGGA

48,540 posts

314 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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mybrainhurts said: Eyup........Prescott bum.............??


Are you sure you want to volunteer for this job?!

I was thinking more along the lines of shoving fatty out the back of a Hercules, using a small bull dozer.

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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No need to take a dozer up, just throw a pie out of the back and watch him follow...

Matt.

FourWheelDrift

92,376 posts

315 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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mybrainhurts said: Eyup........Prescott on curry and 12 pints of bitter.

That's getting seriously dangerous, lads. Nearest you can get to nuclear, I reckon.

How do I get to push out the bouncing bum.............??


Something like this?????

Podie

46,649 posts

306 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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Just heard a good 'un!

How does Bush KNOW that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction????

He's just found the receipts!

Dai Capp

1,641 posts

291 months

Tuesday 11th March 2003
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FourWheelDrift said:

mybrainhurts said: Eyup........Prescott on curry and 12 pints of bitter.

That's getting seriously dangerous, lads. Nearest you can get to nuclear, I reckon.

How do I get to push out the bouncing bum.............??


Something like this?????




Damn, so much more technical than ------

And I thought I had it sussed...

DC