Thought I'd share this.......
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We are looking after my mother in laws Labrador dog while she’s on holiday so I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Tesco's and was standing in the que to the checkout. This stupid woman behind me decided she was going to start a pointless conversation by asking me if I had a dog!?!?!
Well, on impulse as I thought it was such a daft question, I told her no, and that I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time. But because I'd lost 50 pounds, despite waking up in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms, I thought it was worth another shot.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I also said that the food was nutritionally complete and didn’t actually do any harm, so I was going to try it again.
At this point practically everyone in the queue was listening intently to my story but I carried on regardless.
Horrified, she asked why if the food was ok did I end up in intensive care? So, I eplained that it wasn’t the food that did it, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when I got run over by a bus.
Well, on impulse as I thought it was such a daft question, I told her no, and that I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time. But because I'd lost 50 pounds, despite waking up in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms, I thought it was worth another shot.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I also said that the food was nutritionally complete and didn’t actually do any harm, so I was going to try it again.
At this point practically everyone in the queue was listening intently to my story but I carried on regardless.
Horrified, she asked why if the food was ok did I end up in intensive care? So, I eplained that it wasn’t the food that did it, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when I got run over by a bus.
Is this a flame at someone posting a joke?
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