So, trick or treat...get flour over your Monaro?
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If yr local kids are takin things too far, here is the best way to ward off the lil brats....
(bad taste dark humour I know but works a TREAT oops)
Put a sign on yr front door that says...
"I'm on the sex offenders register"
I've really gotta curtail this bad humour before it gets me in the shit!
(bad taste dark humour I know but works a TREAT oops)
Put a sign on yr front door that says...
"I'm on the sex offenders register"
I've really gotta curtail this bad humour before it gets me in the shit!
Edited by hsvgtscoupe on Wednesday 1st November 01:24
I went with the sheet of paper with an arrow pointing to the doorbell with "this has 240V going through it, don't believe me have a press" and left a dummy dressed up lying on the ground in front of the house...strangely enough no rings of the doorbell before I went out dressed up myself 

Julian!! Awesome dude...
Tried to get Mrs out and trick and treating for me while I was at work, but didn't happen, although apparently, a dude aged about 40 dressed up, with a rotweiler and armed with a baseball bat turned up on the door step. Kids last year apparently didn't like the lollies either, and threw them on the ground on the way out.
Tried to get Mrs out and trick and treating for me while I was at work, but didn't happen, although apparently, a dude aged about 40 dressed up, with a rotweiler and armed with a baseball bat turned up on the door step. Kids last year apparently didn't like the lollies either, and threw them on the ground on the way out.
hsvgtscoupe said:
If yr local kids are takin things too far, here is the best way to ward off the lil brats....
(bad taste dark humour I know but works a TREAT oops)
Put a sign on yr front door that says...
"I'm on the sex offenders register"
I've really gotta curtail this bad humour before it gets me in the shit!
(bad taste dark humour I know but works a TREAT oops)
Put a sign on yr front door that says...
"I'm on the sex offenders register"
I've really gotta curtail this bad humour before it gets me in the shit!
Edited by hsvgtscoupe on Wednesday 1st November 01:24
I fabricated a sign which read...
"Gary Glitter Creche. All welcome."
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had one car (1987 Mini) under cover (over protective owner) and my car, nothing thrown or threatened! Will remember that line for next year