what was your funniest sound related experience???
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Reversed the car next to a parked BMW @ our carpark today (My back against his side door)- when I came closer and blipped the throttle before switching the engine off his car alarm went off 
had to find him over switchbord to reset his alarm (muttered something like messing up his delicate electronics 
)- great fun, I love my sound
I wonder what happens if I ever decat her???
What funny sound experiences did you have???
had to find him over switchbord to reset his alarm (muttered something like messing up his delicate electronics )- great fun, I love my sound I wonder what happens if I ever decat her???
What funny sound experiences did you have???
A guy was crouched over painting the front door of the premises next to my shop. I just happened to be looking through the rear view mirror as I started the engine up. He jumped up, took three or four steps backwards and had to put a hand down to stop himself falling over!
I drove off in tears.
Have had loads of alarms go off, often just by driving by.
(Get the de-cat done
)
I drove off in tears.
Have had loads of alarms go off, often just by driving by.
(Get the de-cat done
)Last weekend i went to do it all to buy some stuff and when i got back in the car i fired it up to the amusement of me and my mate as i had the accelrator pedal down a bit when i started it
However about 6 old people stood there staring at me, one of which was clutching her heart
as if she was about to drop dead.
However she soon started shouting at me so i realised she was fine
The funniest thing though, when i reversed out the space and went to leave another woman blocked the road shouting and swearing at me and called me a bastard for scaring her so much
Suffice to say i revved it a bit more and she soon moved out the way
However about 6 old people stood there staring at me, one of which was clutching her heart
as if she was about to drop dead. However she soon started shouting at me so i realised she was fine
The funniest thing though, when i reversed out the space and went to leave another woman blocked the road shouting and swearing at me and called me a bastard for scaring her so much
Suffice to say i revved it a bit more and she soon moved out the way
Edited by tvr_edd on Thursday 2nd November 07:17
Touching Cloth said:
FUBAR said:
I wonder what SAGA's view is of the lovely TVR Cerbera? 
Why not ask them at your next meeting
You carnut.
One of my best moments (apart from scaring dogs and grannies) was my neighbour's son and his mate polishing the alloys on my car (never EVER negotiate with a MILF about her son's wages...she screwed me over good and proper) and they asked me to start the car while they both had their heads down by the back wheels. One squealed like a stuffed pig and the other one rolled backwards down the slope
My car has made 3 different groups of girls scream and run around when firing it up. I also had one of those super boom startups you sometimes get when parked outside my local tesco express - I saw all these people jump, one guy who was getting on his bike jumped so much he dropped it & his mate thought it was hilarious: he then came over & said it was so loud he thought a motorbike had crashed
Pulled up in a petrol station and filled up, on starting up the Cerb it made like a woosh sound like sucking in air and then it went bang, ber-BANG - to be honest even I thought it had exploded and was shocked at the loudness.
I looked around quickly and there was an old guy standing there with his mouth open, pouring diesel all over the side of his car - he must have pulled the pump out with shock and was just standing there looking at me !
One of the guys who works with me was at the same petrol station he said it was the loudest backfire he had ever heard and they had to help the old guy clean up the diesel, so beware the power of the decat exhaust.
Must admit though P**sed myself laughing afterwards
Just had an amusing incident at the petrol station this morning.
Got back into the car after paying for the fuel, and there was an old lady and gent sitting in a Toyota Yaris at the next pump, having just pulled up.
When I started the engine and it gave the customary crack/pop as the engine caught they both jumped in almost perfect unison, looked hilarious!
They then both gave me the best scowl they could muster, as I drove off into the sunshine!!
Cerby4.5
Got back into the car after paying for the fuel, and there was an old lady and gent sitting in a Toyota Yaris at the next pump, having just pulled up.
When I started the engine and it gave the customary crack/pop as the engine caught they both jumped in almost perfect unison, looked hilarious!
They then both gave me the best scowl they could muster, as I drove off into the sunshine!!
Cerby4.5
nelly1 said:
FUBAR said:
NEVER EVER negotiate with a MILF about her son's wages...she screwed me over good and proper.....
Oooh, you lucky Bastard!!!
I wish! She's lovely
Many years of negotiating at business level went right out the window when she smiled at me and was showing a hint of cleavage :sigh:
[confessional] Father, Ive had impure thoughts [/confessional]
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