binned topic, no snse of humour ?
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hmmm,
did my post go over everyones head then ???
first clue
1> clown face as message icon
2> CD slipmats , errm fellas theres no such thing,
idea of a "slip mat" is you put it under the record so you can scratch it easily ie the record slips on the mat.
think about putting 2 small round bits under a cd, revolvoing at a few 100rpms, and then trying to "scratch it" whilst its in the actuall tray ?
3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a Diesel car need a Catylst ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
4> Glad somone picked up the wine for holy communion?
its gotta be "red" not "white", ie the blood of christ.
no one ever watch the episode of "only fools and horses" whe Del,sold a lorry ful of "leib - frau - mulch" to his local vicar ?
5> LHD drive steering wheel for a boxster ??
so a LHD steering wheel is different from a RHD steering wheel ? mmmm, I thinks not. I suppose drivers side wheels wont work on the passenger side either ??
6> beat congestion charging, well that was gonna be one of different fixes, drive somone elses car or use public transport, that little gem has gotta be cheap at 50 quid
7> Captains smiths memoirs "life after titantic"
didnt the captain go down with the ship ? kinda like the kamikaze pilots memoirs ??? think about it
oh well, might been nice if the post was actually read before neing binned
never mind !
did my post go over everyones head then ???
first clue
1> clown face as message icon
2> CD slipmats , errm fellas theres no such thing,
idea of a "slip mat" is you put it under the record so you can scratch it easily ie the record slips on the mat.
think about putting 2 small round bits under a cd, revolvoing at a few 100rpms, and then trying to "scratch it" whilst its in the actuall tray ?
3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a Diesel car need a Catylst ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
4> Glad somone picked up the wine for holy communion?
its gotta be "red" not "white", ie the blood of christ.
no one ever watch the episode of "only fools and horses" whe Del,sold a lorry ful of "leib - frau - mulch" to his local vicar ?
5> LHD drive steering wheel for a boxster ??
so a LHD steering wheel is different from a RHD steering wheel ? mmmm, I thinks not. I suppose drivers side wheels wont work on the passenger side either ??
6> beat congestion charging, well that was gonna be one of different fixes, drive somone elses car or use public transport, that little gem has gotta be cheap at 50 quid
7> Captains smiths memoirs "life after titantic"
didnt the captain go down with the ship ? kinda like the kamikaze pilots memoirs ??? think about it
oh well, might been nice if the post was actually read before neing binned
never mind !
hmmm,
did my post go over everyones head then ???
**No. Every one here has an IQ.
first clue
1> clown face as message icon
**Splendid use of the world wide interweb young man, top marks for being funny and ironic at the same time, welcome to the pistonheads web based car club forum...
2> CD slipmats , errm fellas theres no such thing,
idea of a "slip mat" is you put it under the record so you can scratch it easily ie the record slips on the mat.
think about putting 2 small round bits under a cd, revolvoing at a few 100rpms, and then trying to "scratch it" whilst its in the actuall tray ?
**Nope, none of us here (and i'm sure I speak for all of us here apart from Chassis) actually care.. Tip, A quick way to scratch a CD is to use said bit of plastic, melt it slightly and use it to grind in valves on the top half of an internal combustion engine...
3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a Diesel car need a Catylst ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
**I know, jesus, we must have been asleep to miss that gem. How about some wag on here suggesting how to spell chatarlichtsht properly?
4> Glad somone picked up the wine for holy communion?
its gotta be "red" not "white", ie the blood of christ.
no one ever watch the episode of "only fools and horses" whe Del,sold a lorry ful of "leib - frau - mulch" to his local vicar ?
Not sure I speak for every one here, but I personally can't stand any purile vaudville pretending to be comedy, it's in the same league as Hi-Di-Hi and anything else w*nk written but not accepted by radio 4
I also know for a fact that jesus's blood has now run out...
5> LHD drive steering wheel for a boxster ??
so a LHD steering wheel is different from a RHD steering wheel ? mmmm, I thinks not. I suppose drivers side wheels wont work on the passenger side either ??
Actually a fair comment. Top marks for this observation, usually reserved for the female of the mallard duck species thing type...err.. - sadly you are wrong - look it up, w*nker.
6> beat congestion charging, well that was gonna be one of different fixes, drive somone elses car or use public transport, that little gem has gotta be cheap at 50 quid
**Drive somone's car - someone else is using it...
Public transport? Are you alive, this is PistonHeads. I'd rather nail my feet together. Don't forget public transport is also used by people who can only afford to use public transport...
7> Captains smiths memoirs "life after titantic"
didnt the captain go down with the ship ? kinda like the kamikaze pilots memoirs ??? think about it
**Got it. You have an IQ!!!
Of a rhesus monkey...
**The captains memiors were written down as the ship was on the water and he was alive.
However aliens rescued him as it was sinking and asked him really nicely to end the story - but tortured him really badly with american bacon when they didn't like the ending, so he wrote what we know to be the absolute gods honest truth we know today..
oh well, might been nice if the post was actually read before neing binned,
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
Scruff, drunk...
Bollocks..
>> Edited by scruffy on Saturday 15th March 02:34
did my post go over everyones head then ???
**No. Every one here has an IQ.
first clue
1> clown face as message icon
**Splendid use of the world wide interweb young man, top marks for being funny and ironic at the same time, welcome to the pistonheads web based car club forum...
2> CD slipmats , errm fellas theres no such thing,
idea of a "slip mat" is you put it under the record so you can scratch it easily ie the record slips on the mat.
think about putting 2 small round bits under a cd, revolvoing at a few 100rpms, and then trying to "scratch it" whilst its in the actuall tray ?
**Nope, none of us here (and i'm sure I speak for all of us here apart from Chassis) actually care.. Tip, A quick way to scratch a CD is to use said bit of plastic, melt it slightly and use it to grind in valves on the top half of an internal combustion engine...
3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a Diesel car need a Catylst ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
**I know, jesus, we must have been asleep to miss that gem. How about some wag on here suggesting how to spell chatarlichtsht properly?
4> Glad somone picked up the wine for holy communion?
its gotta be "red" not "white", ie the blood of christ.
no one ever watch the episode of "only fools and horses" whe Del,sold a lorry ful of "leib - frau - mulch" to his local vicar ?
Not sure I speak for every one here, but I personally can't stand any purile vaudville pretending to be comedy, it's in the same league as Hi-Di-Hi and anything else w*nk written but not accepted by radio 4
I also know for a fact that jesus's blood has now run out...
5> LHD drive steering wheel for a boxster ??
so a LHD steering wheel is different from a RHD steering wheel ? mmmm, I thinks not. I suppose drivers side wheels wont work on the passenger side either ??
Actually a fair comment. Top marks for this observation, usually reserved for the female of the mallard duck species thing type...err.. - sadly you are wrong - look it up, w*nker.
6> beat congestion charging, well that was gonna be one of different fixes, drive somone elses car or use public transport, that little gem has gotta be cheap at 50 quid
**Drive somone's car - someone else is using it...
Public transport? Are you alive, this is PistonHeads. I'd rather nail my feet together. Don't forget public transport is also used by people who can only afford to use public transport...
7> Captains smiths memoirs "life after titantic"
didnt the captain go down with the ship ? kinda like the kamikaze pilots memoirs ??? think about it
**Got it. You have an IQ!!!
Of a rhesus monkey...
**The captains memiors were written down as the ship was on the water and he was alive.
However aliens rescued him as it was sinking and asked him really nicely to end the story - but tortured him really badly with american bacon when they didn't like the ending, so he wrote what we know to be the absolute gods honest truth we know today..
oh well, might been nice if the post was actually read before neing binned,
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
think about it..
**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
Scruff, drunk...
Bollocks..
>> Edited by scruffy on Saturday 15th March 02:34
Read it , laughed, replied. 
Trouble is Ad you have to get it right if you wish to qualify as a smart arse, for example, and I quote:-
3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a Diesel car need a Catylst(sic) ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
Diesel cars are fitted with catalysts. Derv is unleaded and you don't need a catalyst (note spelling)to run unleaded fuel. The need for unleaded fuel is a result of the fitting of a catalyst not the other way around as you suggest. I think it would be hard for you to be more wrong.
>> Edited by gnomesmith on Saturday 15th March 17:05
3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a Diesel car need a Catylst(sic) ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
Diesel cars are fitted with catalysts. Derv is unleaded and you don't need a catalyst (note spelling)to run unleaded fuel. The need for unleaded fuel is a result of the fitting of a catalyst not the other way around as you suggest. I think it would be hard for you to be more wrong.
>> Edited by gnomesmith on Saturday 15th March 17:05
Ted, advertise what exactly?
That's the trouble with deesyll - no cattalans...
Aids, mate; if that's your porch, then by all means squat and sh*t for england, but by law you're on the wrong side...
(thanks for the warning about the pot shot - I do however have an excelent recipe for small chunks of potato.)
Now Alian darling, it's time for beddybyes...
Freak.
That's the trouble with deesyll - no cattalans...
Aids, mate; if that's your porch, then by all means squat and sh*t for england, but by law you're on the wrong side...
(thanks for the warning about the pot shot - I do however have an excelent recipe for small chunks of potato.)
Now Alian darling, it's time for beddybyes...
Freak.
That foto of the gangster and his porkey looks very awesome.
I would like to be able to pretend I am in Miami Vice as well.
But they did not resort to a very old porsche to travel around New York in.
This is not a very good thing to do in my Fiat though. I would get taken away by the police or maybe shot.
I would like to be able to pretend I am in Miami Vice as well.
But they did not resort to a very old porsche to travel around New York in.
This is not a very good thing to do in my Fiat though. I would get taken away by the police or maybe shot.
scruffy said:
>1> clown face as message icon
>
>**Splendid use of the world wide interweb young man, >top marks for being funny and ironic at the same >time, welcome to the pistonheads web based car club >forum...
your point being ?, I thought that this section of Pistonheads was for general discussion. Are you saying all post's in this section are mainly about cars ?
I suggest not, why not have a look at some of the subjects posted here.
>**Nope, none of us here (and i'm sure I speak for all >of us here apart from Chassis) actually care.. Tip, A >quick way to scratch a CD is to use said bit of >plastic, melt it slightly and use it to grind in >valves on the top half of an internal combustion >engine...
I'm glad you know, what "everyone", here knows about and is interested in, unfortunatly, I dont have such supernatural powers and am only a mere mortal. So out of a whole "load" of people, I assume PT can say how many subscribers there are but I would have thought that a few people would have known this.
>3> Cataylst system for a Pug diesel, since when did a >Diesel car need a Catylst ??? for unleaded ? DOH !!!
>**I know, jesus, we must have been asleep to miss >that gem. How about some wag on here suggesting how >to spell chatarlichtsht properly?
if you have noticed I have spelt it 2 different ways, this is cos I type fast, I dont bother to spell check and therefore, I do get typo's.
>Not sure I speak for every one here, but I personally >can't stand any purile vaudville pretending to be >comedy, it's in the same league as Hi-Di-Hi and >anything else w*nk written but not accepted by radio >4
oh wait, I thought you were talking for everyone, werent you ??? Oh jeez, so you do have independant thought ! wonders will never cease
>I also know for a fact that jesus's blood has now run >out...
It's not supposed to "BE" christ's blood, it represents it. Just like your not a w anker, you only represent one, but of course as you being a "petrolhead" would know nothing about such thing's.
>5> LHD drive steering wheel for a boxster ??
>so a LHD steering wheel is different from a RHD >steering wheel ? mmmm, I thinks not. I suppose >drivers side wheels wont work on the passenger side >either ??
>Actually a fair comment. Top marks for this >observation, usually reserved for the female of the >mallard duck species thing type...err.. - sadly you >are wrong - look it up, w*nker.
there may be times when this is the case, however the point was a steering wheel is a steering wheel, wether its on the left side of a car or the right hand side of a car.
as for being a w a nker, you mamma usually to55es me off, and I'll tell you now the beech aint no good, so I suggested she practice on you.
note: (PetrolTed) I've no problems with, arguing points, but if idiots are gonna start with the swears, I aint gonna sit by and take it.
>**Drive somone's car - someone else is using it...
well actually you could "borrow/take" there car,
of course, another thought I've just realised from your reply, is being a passenger in someone elses car, would also mean you dont pay the charge, the driver would.
>Public transport? Are you alive, this is PistonHeads. >I'd rather nail my feet together. Don't forget public >transport is also used by people who can only afford >to use public transport...
Oh pls can I watch, better still I got a rusty nail and a hammer if you like, oh go on plssssssss
>**Got it. You have an IQ!!!
>Of a rhesus monkey...
as compared to your one of pond scum, damn that makes me feel a lot better
>**Goddit you have the IQ of a goldfish
your still rating me higher than you, wow, I am, flattered.
>Scruff, drunk...
Try taking a chill pill, you will last longer,
all it was, was a bit of a laff. There was no need for the swears.
can I suggest next time your drinking, have a few tabs and get behind the wheel.
>Bollocks..
like a give a flying fcuk
sleeping like a baby tonite
sound as a pound !
>> Edited by adrian jaye on Sunday 16th March 00:03
robp said: Read it and thought you were taking the piss.
On second thoughts, I am pissed
Hi mate,
yes I was.
the only reason why I posted the line
"hmmm,did my post go over everyones head then ???"
was not to cause offense to anyone,
It should have been more pointed to pet.ted.
Ted obviuosly thought it was a real advert and deleted it, I did see one reply, however, as I didnt, know when it was deleated and who saw or didnt see it.
I should have used a line similar to
"PetrolTed, deleated this thread thinking it was an advert, here it is again guys, with the explanation."
as i've already said, it wasnt meant to be a work of art, just something I pulled outta the air in the early hours of the morning.
BTW
I type fast, dont spellcheck so any smelling pistakes are un-intentional
peace
hope no hangover
I think some people have been a bit harsh (no probs with that btw ) but to be fair adrian, you leave yourself open to criticism with that photo of your porker! what's with the transfer/drawing/crap photo on the bonnet?
oh and just wondering, do you by any chance drive with your front fogs on (when it's not foggy)? just wondering.......... scruff what do you think?
) but to be fair adrian, you leave yourself open to criticism with that photo of your porker! what's with the transfer/drawing/crap photo on the bonnet? oh and just wondering, do you by any chance drive with your front fogs on (when it's not foggy)? just wondering.......... scruff what do you think?
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