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cuneus said:
pwd95 said:
The car's fine. In fact the car's magnificent, went for an hour's run yesterday to fully test the rad. Ran like a dream. checked the coolant this morning, spot on. It's just the ear-ache
They just don't understand do they.
They just don't understand do they.
LMFAO
My other half doesn't understand either
Yesterday morning I washed the wedge, dried her, polished her and then put he to bed for the winter under a nice soft warm fleece lined car cover. All I got for lunch was a bit of cold shoulder!
My missus said I spend too much time with the wedge and not enough with her so I told her why I spend more time with the wedge:
1. I can enjoy the wedge all month long.
2. I don't have to wine and dine the Wedge.
3. Earache goes away when its caused by the wedge.
4. The wedge doesn't get jealous when I look at other wedges.
5. The wedge smells better.
6. The wedge never has a headache.
7. I can share the wedge with my friends.
8. The wedge doesn't care when I come (to drive her).
9. I can have fun with the wedge in public.
10. The wedge doesn't have to be clean for me to enjoy her.
11. The wedge doesn't mind sleeping over the wet spot it left.
12. I can spend just £5 (on petrol) and come away satisfied.
13. The wedge always looks good - even in the morning.
14. The wedge doesn't get cramps.
15. The wedge doesn't have a mother.
16. The wedge never argues back.
17. The wedge doesn't whine - it burbles.
18. The wedge can't give me herpes or other nasty things.
19. The wedge doesn't mind if I fart or belch.
20. The wedge doesn't make me go shoppping.
21. The wedge never says no.
22. The big fat wedge looks prettier than my big fat missus.
23. The wedge doesn't mind getting dirty.
24. The wedge doesn't use up all the toilet paper.
25. The wedge is always ready to leave on time.
I somehow think I shall be spending a lot more time with the wedge very soon.
My missus said I spend too much time with the wedge and not enough with her so I told her why I spend more time with the wedge:
1. I can enjoy the wedge all month long.
2. I don't have to wine and dine the Wedge.
3. Earache goes away when its caused by the wedge.
4. The wedge doesn't get jealous when I look at other wedges.
5. The wedge smells better.
6. The wedge never has a headache.
7. I can share the wedge with my friends.
8. The wedge doesn't care when I come (to drive her).
9. I can have fun with the wedge in public.
10. The wedge doesn't have to be clean for me to enjoy her.
11. The wedge doesn't mind sleeping over the wet spot it left.
12. I can spend just £5 (on petrol) and come away satisfied.
13. The wedge always looks good - even in the morning.
14. The wedge doesn't get cramps.
15. The wedge doesn't have a mother.
16. The wedge never argues back.
17. The wedge doesn't whine - it burbles.
18. The wedge can't give me herpes or other nasty things.
19. The wedge doesn't mind if I fart or belch.
20. The wedge doesn't make me go shoppping.
21. The wedge never says no.
22. The big fat wedge looks prettier than my big fat missus.
23. The wedge doesn't mind getting dirty.
24. The wedge doesn't use up all the toilet paper.
25. The wedge is always ready to leave on time.
I somehow think I shall be spending a lot more time with the wedge very soon.
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You made an ex wedger laugh today, this is what I miss.
Martin
redcar said:
You made an ex wedger laugh today, this is what I miss.
Martin[/quote]
Well Martin, if you want another wedge (You know you do), this ones a minter:
www.pistonheads.com/sales/106627.htm

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