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dontlift

Original Poster:

9,396 posts

289 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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And also the use of cattle prods should be introduced and made legal in the UK, for most of the numpties I had to contend with on my weekly drive back from leicester to manchester on sunday afternoon / early evening...

Instead of the usual 2-3 hours the trip took me 5 hours..... mostly down to numpties and old gits in hats...................................

*** RANT OVER ***

daydreamer

1,409 posts

288 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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I think that to qualify for Youthanasia Patrick, the numpties in question have to volunteer to be put to death - can't simply knock them off as they are in your way on the way home.

Do feel for you though, should be a great drive across the Penines too. There's always next week

davey boy

13,394 posts

285 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Youth in Asia? What about the youth in this country?
I think it's time we looked after them for a change.

PatHeald

8,058 posts

287 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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The old ones are the best......

Cardinal Fang, prod her with the soft cushion....

chassis

300 posts

297 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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I am Asian so does this mean you would not like me driving on the road?
If I am driving slowly it is because my car is not fast.
This does not stop me from having a head of petrol like all the other men on this web.
Take chilli pill and learn to spel as well!

CarZee

13,382 posts

298 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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Will the mirth never end??

planetdave

9,922 posts

284 months

Monday 17th March 2003
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How were you going to apply the cattle prod to the driver of a (albeit slow) moving vehicle? Once they are stopped remember the road rage dude being dragged under the merc. The practicalities will keep me up all nig...............................................................................................................................................................

apache

39,731 posts

315 months

Tuesday 18th March 2003
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This does not stop me from having a head of petrol like all the other men on this web.




now that's a quote you could shake hands with in the dark........you have a head of petrol, I like that!....."sir, do you have any idea of what speed you were doing?"

"I'm sorry, my head is full of petrol"


>> Edited by apache on Tuesday 18th March 00:14

dontlift

Original Poster:

9,396 posts

289 months

Tuesday 18th March 2003
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Whats the one from "Fast and the Furious"

"Gas Tank for a Brain, and NOS for blood"

Dont you just love americans!!!!!!