Dangerous Numpty
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Picture this: Urban main road, multi-lane. I was stopped at a light-controlled cross-roads, in the inside lane, about 4 or 5 cars back from the front. Lights change to green and off we all go. I get halfway across the crossroads and we all have to stop, why? The numpty in the first car has decided to stop immediately after the crossroads to let a passenger out! Despite it being a clearway with a layby less than 100m away 
Luckily we were all 'expecting the unexpected' and no collisions occurred.
Luckily we were all 'expecting the unexpected' and no collisions occurred.
Had something like this last Friday, left the firm and drove out of the village only to find a large tailback up the hill. Normally I just floor it and let a V8 and 400hp sort it but it was too long. Well we crawl 1.5km up the hill, I hope that it'll all disperse but Nooooo, numpty in front continues at 20kph on the road we're all taking. Nobody could overtake as there was oncoming traffic..... so we all wander sleepily down the hill at 20kph. First set of lights she manages to stall her VW Golf(White) as soon as they went green and on a short phase that also got some others annoyed = Italian style horn protests. Next lights only 150m later she'd managed to hold up everybody from the first X-road crossing, numpty turns right ON THE WRONG SIDE of the traffic island!!!FFS!!! almost crashing into the standing queue of traffic!!! TG I was not continuing on the same road then!!
These types should have their licenses removed permanently, as was their brain obviously at some time in the past!
These types should have their licenses removed permanently, as was their brain obviously at some time in the past!
derestrictor said: You're joking, surely?
If not, kill the muppet, by death.
Unfortunately not! With the traffic as it was this morning I did not manage to get level with the culprit to give them a 'piece of my mind'. If I had been the one immediately behind I probably would not have stopped 'in time'. A Lada Niva with RSJ front bumper is useful at times
A few weeks ago I was waiting and a set of traffic lights. I looked in my mirror to see a crazed numpty approaching at speed..... Just when i was convinced i was about to be tail ended she put her indicator on and went around me 
; she then proceeded through the red lights and across the junction. Thank god everyone saw what was happening and stopped!
; she then proceeded through the red lights and across the junction. Thank god everyone saw what was happening and stopped!
MilnerR said: A few weeks ago I was waiting and a set of traffic lights. I looked in my mirror to see a crazed numpty approaching at speed..... Just when i was convinced i was about to be tail ended she put her indicator on and went around me
Mum on school run maybe?
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