War: North V South

[mel]

Thats it the shandy drinkers v. the weirdos that eat pigs blood pie and wear t shirts all year. Oh yes and round up all those spys that have crept south of Watford looking for the odd pound coin but whos hearts still belong in flat cap and whippet land and shoot the fcukers

[CarZee]

Hmm.. this puts me in the difficult position of being for the war but against the side I'm on

[anonymous-user]

Thats it the shandy drinkers v. the weirdos that eat pigs blood pie and wear t shirts all year. Oh yes and round up all those spys that have crept south of Watford looking for the odd pound coin but whos hearts still belong in flat cap and whippet land and shoot the fcukers

The reason we can walk around in T-Shirts in fooking December up here is because were fooking hard mate. Note like youse fooking southern poofters.

I should know cos I was born in fooking Enfield.

Hang on a minute, that's not right. It's the Northerners I should hate. Now I'm confused, what do I do? If I can't support the South because I left and I'm not really from the North. There's only one thing for it. I'll have to emigrate to the fooking Midlands.

[apache]

There's only one thing for it. I'll have to emigrate to the fooking Midlands.

Don't do it mate, the Government closed it years ago

[Mrs Fish]

Whats wrong with the Midlands???

[elanturbo]

Come on the North!

[P*Ting]

I'm also behind enemy lines in Surrey. Nearly got busted when I asked the sales assistant for the draughtiest jumper he had, then refused to wear it that day as 'there's only a few inches of snow'.

[mannginger]

Down with the eelmunching, shandy drinking, fair weather, snow incompetent southern fairies.

Howay the North - smack it to 'em!

[CVP]

mungo said: Well Mel, I am currently sat "behind enemy lines" in Manchester so ideally placed for recon work

Thought you were always "deep in country" Mungo

Chris

[mel]

delete the "o" "r" and "y" from that last statement and you'll be about right

[mannginger]

mel said: delete the "o" "r" and "y" from that last statement and you'll be about right

Classic!

[filmidget]

Mrs Fish said: Whats wrong with the Midlands???

Not a lot so long as you avoid the West half...

You Northeners/Southeners carry on, and we Midlanders will use it as an excuse to obliterate
Birmingham and surrounds

Cheers, Phil

[ScoobyManchester]

elanturbo said: Come on the North!

[Mrs Fish]

filmidget said:

Mrs Fish said: Whats wrong with the Midlands???

Not a lot so long as you avoid the West half...

You Northeners/Southeners carry on, and we Midlanders will use it as an excuse to obliterate
Birmingham and surrounds

Cheers, Phil

I'm from the West half originally

[CVP]

mel said: delete the "o" "r" and "y" from that last statement and you'll be about right

Superb

[CarZee]

Mrs Fish said: I'm from the West half originally

Precisely

[nubbin]

Aye, it's grim up north. Not surprising we want to invade the shandy supping "Sarf", when all we've got is fresh air, open roads, countryside, hills, sheep (ahem..), people who still say "morning" to strangers, cheap food, cheap, decent beer, and the TVR factory!

Let's have a big fight on neutral territory - no point spoiling our own land - so we'll meet in the Midlands, and have a dust up there - it's no use to anyone, anyway.....

BTW, Mel, I've left a message on your mobile voicemail. I'll call later.

>> Edited by nubbin on Tuesday 18th March 10:38

[plotloss]

Alright, fair enough, I'll give you the factory as a benefit.

However, what you dont have is congestion, overcrowding, ridiculous house prices, non english speaking call centre staff and 13 million of the most miserable people you could hope to meet inside the M25 so there!

Matt.

[Mrs Fish]

CarZee said:

Mrs Fish said: I'm from the West half originally

Precisely

you don't really mean that do you?

[CarZee]

Mrs Fish said: you don't really mean that do you?

Of course not