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I have devised another - No apology for being similar -why be creative yourself if you can thieve of other people. Gargamel - No.7
Where are you on the left right scale ?
1. I have no sense of humour, everything is a serious issue, anything that could be considered fun must come at an unacceptable price to …(third world/earths resources/working class/under priviledged children) *delete as appropriate. I rely on the Daily Mirror and the Guardian for my opinions, each spring I buy a new pair of recycled open toes sandals and I like Muesli.
2. I rarely laugh, the suffering of the earths poor weigh heavily on my middle class conscience. I am an apologist for acts commited by my country generations ago – I think we should pay compensation to all of Africa in case we enslaved anyone or hurt there feelings 300 years ago.
3. I smoke a LOT of cannabis, believe that my brand of radical conscience can save my generation from falling for the establishment lies and propaganda. My dad is a bank manager and I went to Manchester University – but it really opened my eyes to social deprevation, as a result I hate anyone wealthy and believe big business is all corrupt – but I really like my new nike trainers and always drink coke.
4. I think Piers Morgan represents the moderate view and is in no way a hypocritical toad, Margaret Thatcher was a strong leader I grant you but I despised the social divison she created – I prefer to make everyone poor and ill educated rather than see some people making progress and bettering themselves.
5. All Private transport is like raping the earth and anyone who needs to get to work or go on holiday or see the family is murdering children. That said I get the bus to my job as a merchant banker – but the low bonuses this year meant I had to sell the Aston and as a result I am an nad bitter.
6. My father got on his bike and he cycled all round the mill towns of the north west looking for a Saturday job cleaning looms for 2 & 6 and hour.. When he found they had closed 50 years earlier he caught the train to south Africa where he worked as a sanction buster all through the apartheid years and become fabulously wealthy
7. Britain today is a power house , and our own independent nuclear deterrent has helped to keep the piece for nearly thirty years. Endeavour (or was it Endurance I’m never sure) was absolutely right to fire that torpedo. Anyone with a slighty northern accent must never be allowed to work again.
8. I’m with Enoch ?
9. I am against the EVILITUDE of those three countries that sponsor terrorism and I think our boys have every right to blow the crap outta anyone who disagrees – I smoke – I eat Hamburgers twice a day And I am stockpiling pharmaceutical shares to prevent the rest of the world having a say in healthcare.
10. I think Rupert Murdoch is a great great man, I respect John Redwood as a credible leader of the next government – I regularly eat raw steak, I shoot the peasants in my back garden and I believe Prince Phillip is a world class statesman.
>>> Edited by gargamel on Friday 21st March 10:14
I have devised another - No apology for being similar -why be creative yourself if you can thieve of other people. Gargamel - No.7
Where are you on the left right scale ?
1. I have no sense of humour, everything is a serious issue, anything that could be considered fun must come at an unacceptable price to …(third world/earths resources/working class/under priviledged children) *delete as appropriate. I rely on the Daily Mirror and the Guardian for my opinions, each spring I buy a new pair of recycled open toes sandals and I like Muesli.
2. I rarely laugh, the suffering of the earths poor weigh heavily on my middle class conscience. I am an apologist for acts commited by my country generations ago – I think we should pay compensation to all of Africa in case we enslaved anyone or hurt there feelings 300 years ago.
3. I smoke a LOT of cannabis, believe that my brand of radical conscience can save my generation from falling for the establishment lies and propaganda. My dad is a bank manager and I went to Manchester University – but it really opened my eyes to social deprevation, as a result I hate anyone wealthy and believe big business is all corrupt – but I really like my new nike trainers and always drink coke.
4. I think Piers Morgan represents the moderate view and is in no way a hypocritical toad, Margaret Thatcher was a strong leader I grant you but I despised the social divison she created – I prefer to make everyone poor and ill educated rather than see some people making progress and bettering themselves.
5. All Private transport is like raping the earth and anyone who needs to get to work or go on holiday or see the family is murdering children. That said I get the bus to my job as a merchant banker – but the low bonuses this year meant I had to sell the Aston and as a result I am an nad bitter.
6. My father got on his bike and he cycled all round the mill towns of the north west looking for a Saturday job cleaning looms for 2 & 6 and hour.. When he found they had closed 50 years earlier he caught the train to south Africa where he worked as a sanction buster all through the apartheid years and become fabulously wealthy
7. Britain today is a power house , and our own independent nuclear deterrent has helped to keep the piece for nearly thirty years. Endeavour (or was it Endurance I’m never sure) was absolutely right to fire that torpedo. Anyone with a slighty northern accent must never be allowed to work again.
8. I’m with Enoch ?
9. I am against the EVILITUDE of those three countries that sponsor terrorism and I think our boys have every right to blow the crap outta anyone who disagrees – I smoke – I eat Hamburgers twice a day And I am stockpiling pharmaceutical shares to prevent the rest of the world having a say in healthcare.
10. I think Rupert Murdoch is a great great man, I respect John Redwood as a credible leader of the next government – I regularly eat raw steak, I shoot the peasants in my back garden and I believe Prince Phillip is a world class statesman.
>>> Edited by gargamel on Friday 21st March 10:14
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