RE: Micralingo Range of Products
RE: Micralingo Range of Products
Friday 21st March 2003

Micralingo Range of Products

Nissan don't know where to stop when it comes to branded goods (broods)


Nissan clever new Micralingo made up by blending words to describe its character has now been added to with ACCESSITUDE. These are accessories to match your attitude.

A full range of items for Micra owners has been developed by Nissan, ranging from headlamp covers to potato peelers via frisbees and DVD players.

Nissan are remaining titlipped about their new product range although rumours that the headlamp covers were to be named headlovers have been denied.

Other accessories to be made available for dressing up the outside of a Micra include alloy wheels - CHIPRIMS - and a full body kit to be known as the SPOILERMACAR.

Nissan haven't stopped in the road though. They'll be launching household Micra branded gear too. The new range of branded tools will be known as BRUTENCILS. It will include small cappuccino and espresso cups as part of the SMUG range. They're even going to include tea towels (TUMBLERDRIER), salt and pepper dispensers (SPOTS) and a bottle opener (SMASHMINECK) all styled with Japanese influenced lines.

Alarm clocks (WAKENSHAKE) and candleholders will complete the indoor range.

If you have a particularly long driveway the Micra has a friendly head lights (FRIGHTS) which stay on for 2 minutes or you could finish your journey by Micra badged user friendly torchlight (BADGERFRIGHTING).

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andytk

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1,558 posts

287 months

Friday 21st March 2003
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Did I fall asleep for a week. Is it April the 1st aleady????

This can't be for real.
At what point does the article go from being real news to Ted on a wind up???

Still funny though

Andy

PetrolTed

34,461 posts

324 months

Friday 21st March 2003
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All the products except for the tea towels are to be offered, although perhaps not with the monikers I've given them...

GeoffH

31 posts

291 months

Friday 21st March 2003
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The BADGERFRIGHTING torch should get a sale to Ron Davies at least (Political joke).

GregE240

10,857 posts

288 months

Friday 21st March 2003
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Potato peelers?

.Mark

11,104 posts

297 months

Friday 21st March 2003
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Perhaps we could give Nissan drivers a new nickname too - W*nkties?

DennisTheMenace

15,605 posts

289 months

Friday 21st March 2003
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Muppetnumpties i did get to see a new micra on the M3 yesterday (oh joy),looked pondered then decided to using the power of mime tell the driver his car made me feel

srider

709 posts

303 months

Saturday 22nd March 2003
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What's a titlip?

bsdnazz

762 posts

274 months

Saturday 22nd March 2003
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Good grief!

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

276 months

Sunday 23rd March 2003
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srider said: What's a titlip?



Not sure but it sounds like a lot of fun

aww999

2,078 posts

282 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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www.sniffpetrol.com did it better

Podie

46,647 posts

296 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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v8thunder

27,647 posts

279 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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The Nissan Micra is without a doubt the most repulsive new car on the market, up there with the Yaris Verso and Austin Princess in the 'ugliest mess of all time' stakes. Maybe MICRA is Nissan Speak for 'Migraine-Craver'