new weapon launched on iraq

[s2ooz]

The UK army have employed there most powerful weapon to date.
They have jammed iraq state TV with live feed of the des and mel show, and re-runs of neighbours.

Thousands of iraqis have already lost the will to live. the rest have surrendered.

Many thousands of iraq housewifes are so enthrawled by the shows, they have not realised the US troops have knocked down all surrounding walls to their house.

If any hardened troops remain, a final assualt of old eastenders the "ange and den" episodes is to be employed

[atg]

well that's it. they've overstepped the line this time. Surely daytime television attacks are illegal?

[FourWheelDrift]

[mrsd]

They're threatening to send over Claire Sweeney to entertain our troops Must be an Al Qaeda plot to destroy morale

[JMGS4]

mrsd said: They're threatening to send over Claire Sweeney to entertain our troops Must be an Al Qaeda plot to destroy morale

Pity! I'd heard they really wanted to see fatty2jags and Billy Liar doing a tapdance in a minefield!
Now that would be amusing!

[elanturbo]

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They have jammed iraq state TV with live feed of the des and mel show, and re-runs of neighbours.

Thats horrendous. Think of the poor wee childern!

[Buffalo]

can't believe they called it 'shock and awe'!! I can just imagine the iragi people of baghdad...

"gosh did you see that bomb that anihilated my home, it was fantastic!! Forty two different shades of white - brilliant!! I can't wait until the really big stuff"

Cap that with the americans hoisting their flag over the oil fields already - didn't see that one coming...

FCUKWITS!!!

[rpguk]

The UK army have employed there most powerful weapon to date.
They have jammed iraq state TV with live feed of the des and mel show, and re-runs of neighbours.

They haven't done anything yet, wait till Iraq sees saturday evening TV

[ScoobyManchester]

Buffalo said:
Cap that with the americans hoisting their flag over the oil fields already - didn't see that one coming

I agree, we didn't need to see that!

[smeagol]

Buffalo wholeheartedly agree "we're saving the oilwells for the Iraqi people" yeah right

[raf dug]

We have still got one weapon of mass destruction left we are going to send wogan over to do eurovision.