Who's outdragged a horse?
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Came off the M4 today at J5 in to Datchet. Up my botty is a Ferrari 575. Obviously he feels he has right of way and moves over to make the point plain. Overtaking position assumed.
Oh no. No no no. He can barely keep up to 100 at which point I give up (point proven) and then he decides he needs to show that he wins. £160k of Italian class against a £35k piece of plastic from Blackpool; I can almost sense his anguish.
So I give it more (I'm in 5th by now enjoying the sun. He pulls in behind and starts twittering on horns and headlights.
Now, I love Ferraris, but I'm starting to think that the drivers have a BMW head transplant.
Anyway the point was my Griff easily took a 575 to 100, after which I suspect he would have won.
All figures are in kilometres per hour
Oh no. No no no. He can barely keep up to 100 at which point I give up (point proven) and then he decides he needs to show that he wins. £160k of Italian class against a £35k piece of plastic from Blackpool; I can almost sense his anguish.
So I give it more (I'm in 5th by now enjoying the sun. He pulls in behind and starts twittering on horns and headlights.
Now, I love Ferraris, but I'm starting to think that the drivers have a BMW head transplant.
Anyway the point was my Griff easily took a 575 to 100, after which I suspect he would have won.
All figures are in kilometres per hour
Err, very good!
However, such smug behaviour could be saved for the race track.
Though, truth be told - on motorways, where the monotony could leave you 'er...wanting', every now and again a posh car would be spotted x meters back in the mirrors - an old habit from constantly looking over my shoulder on the bike.., carefull assessment of conditions, other road users, and what's coming up. Carefull choice of gear, wait for the bugger to come level with my boot in the 'overtaking lane' (see previous threads...) and...
FLOOR THE FCUKER.
Shuts them up somewhat..
Though always show courtesy afterwards, smile (not gloatingly...) and buy them a drink at the next services - normally a smile is all it takes and they wave.
I've taken the Fiats you've mentioned all the way to 135 before slowing - and one bloke now posts on here...
What you don't do is Vectras, Volvos or Range Rovers - these people have had deap seated sexual repression problems since birth and have had some of their brain removed during their teenage years, they may well carry guns, or fibreglasss cutting equipment.
However, such smug behaviour could be saved for the race track.
Though, truth be told - on motorways, where the monotony could leave you 'er...wanting', every now and again a posh car would be spotted x meters back in the mirrors - an old habit from constantly looking over my shoulder on the bike.., carefull assessment of conditions, other road users, and what's coming up. Carefull choice of gear, wait for the bugger to come level with my boot in the 'overtaking lane' (see previous threads...) and...
FLOOR THE FCUKER.
Shuts them up somewhat..
Though always show courtesy afterwards, smile (not gloatingly...) and buy them a drink at the next services - normally a smile is all it takes and they wave.
I've taken the Fiats you've mentioned all the way to 135 before slowing - and one bloke now posts on here...
What you don't do is Vectras, Volvos or Range Rovers - these people have had deap seated sexual repression problems since birth and have had some of their brain removed during their teenage years, they may well carry guns, or fibreglasss cutting equipment.
If I didn't know you better I would think you were having a go at me
scruffy said:Range Rovers - these people have had deap seated sexual repression problems since birth and have had some of their brain removed during their teenage years, they may well carry guns, or fibreglasss cutting equipment.
scruffy said: Err, very good!
However, such smug behaviour could be saved for the race track.
What you don't do is Vectras, Volvos or Range Rovers - these people have had deap seated sexual repression problems since birth and have had some of their brain removed during their teenage years, they may well carry guns, or fibreglasss cutting equipment.
Achem ..... I have a Volvo... TVR and a Bike. There are exceptions to that rule
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