Anyone know anything about Bennos?
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I was slithering along like a slithery thing when this homo sapiens commonly known as a "Benno" wandered aimlessly past carrying what appeared to be a blunt spade. I think I vaguely heard him rabidly cackling something about "cutting in half" and "blood up the fence". I could barely control my laughter all the way to the boozer and when I finally got there and told the lads we wet ourselves laughing at the thought that one "homo" and his spade could wipeout millions of years of evolution...... 
Seriously though we cannot tolerate this terrorist threat from Mr Osama bin Benno and have decided to launch our own premptive strike. A member of our elite special forces (the Special Adder Service) has been despatched into action. Target zone the area known as "The Garden". Mission, to shimmy up bin Benno's trouser leg and deliver a payload of smart venom into the target's tallywhacker. We envisage impressive swelling but not the sort that will put a smile on Mrs Benno's face.....
Seriously though we cannot tolerate this terrorist threat from Mr Osama bin Benno and have decided to launch our own premptive strike. A member of our elite special forces (the Special Adder Service) has been despatched into action. Target zone the area known as "The Garden". Mission, to shimmy up bin Benno's trouser leg and deliver a payload of smart venom into the target's tallywhacker. We envisage impressive swelling but not the sort that will put a smile on Mrs Benno's face.....
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