911 & Porsche world Focus on RS (April issue)

911 & Porsche world Focus on RS (April issue)

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iguana

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7,193 posts

275 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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I know not all like it but this month its certainly worth buying for the RS focus ('73,964,993). Best copy of 911& P/W in a long long while, even if it does seen to be an entire mag devoted to Autofarce, opps I mean Autofarm just a slip of the tongue

domster

8,431 posts

285 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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I know not all like it but this month its certainly worth buying for the RS focus ('73,964,993). Best copy of 911& P/W in a long long while, even if it does seen to be an entire mag devoted to Autofarce, opps I mean Autofarm just a slip of the tongue


Be careful young lizard, moderators' eyes are watching every twitch of your tail

scottster

627 posts

280 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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Didn't know you had a taste for Ford's RS Focus??

domster

8,431 posts

285 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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scottster said: Didn't know you had a taste for Ford's RS Focus??


LOL, well spotted Mr Scott. There was me thinking the lizard was talking about Porsche RSs

paulc

244 posts

299 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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Not a bad picture of my RS (page 61), just ignore the owner blocking the view!

GregE240

10,857 posts

282 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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No doubt interspersed with articles explaining how to re-loom your 924 with gaffer tape type connectors and mains lead bought in bulk from B & Q

Mind you, half the editorial own ahem, "classic" Porsches, so little wonder.

EDIT: this is fast becoming my favorite part of PH - much more interesting than inanely boring threads on General Gassing.

>> Edited by GregE240 on Tuesday 25th March 13:50

Harris_I

3,256 posts

274 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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True, Greg.

The General Gassing forum seems to have been taken over by the British National Party about three months ago, and the Ferrari forum is constant back-slapping and high fives over their latest Tubi purchases.

domster

8,431 posts

285 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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Whereas we just take the piss out of iguana and ask 9M about tuning our Porsche toasters

PS Do you think 9M could get my Siemens Porsche kettle to boil faster? It does full capacity in 1m32 seconds, but I reckon if I Motec it I could get it down to sub-1 min

peter_964rs

287 posts

288 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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What you want is a kettle turbo - takes the steam coming off the water and recycles it into a small engine which provides more voltage to the heating element.

GregE240

10,857 posts

282 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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LOL Dom

Nah, GS is full of a certain persons boastings, backed up by a load of brainwashed followers. Midly amusing at first, but now sends me to Couldn't care less, to be honest.

domster

8,431 posts

285 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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...and we've got the mightily mental Derestrictor on our side... hurrah and double hurrah ... those GS chaps don't have anyone quite as prosaic or half as

Like the Porsche Kettle Turbo idea, Peter

Also, has everyone else been as unimaginative as me and got their Porsche kettle and toaster in Polar silver? I've heard Don is pestering Siemens for a Guard's Red special order, with dark chrome wheatsheaf stencil motif...

911newbie

611 posts

275 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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Thank God someone else thinks that about the GS section. I get very bad vibes coming from several of the posts on there, flying close to be dodgy at times. Some stuff is interesting but the political moaning is just plain dull and repetitive.
I only check it for smut now and then... ahem ahem.

Kettles - but will they offer a badger-bar upgrade ?

domster

8,431 posts

285 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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Badger bars are only needed on the toaster.

bluesatin

3,114 posts

287 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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As the lizard has mentioned in the past badgers keep well clear of domster

rpguk

4,496 posts

299 months

Tuesday 25th March 2003
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GregE240 said: LOL Dom

Nah, GS is full of a certain persons boastings, backed up by a load of brainwashed followers. Midly amusing at first, but now sends me to Couldn't care less, to be honest.


Possibly the most off-topic comment of all time but just looked at your profile Greg, just wondering why you called yourself GregE240 rather then GregBoxter or something, anyway good days everyone!

ninemeister

1,146 posts

273 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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Hey, do not take the 9m name in vain, we can tune anything.

Our Toaster +1 package starts with a recoat of the main electrodes with a high radiation emissivity ceramic substrate and a re-line the inner surfaces with the catering equivalent of "turbo wrap" to maintain the enclosure heat levels.

The +2 version sees the addition of parabolic reflectors behind the electrodes to soft focus the heat over an even surface area of the bread, although obviously this entails an external adjustment mechanism to preset for your specified bread thickness to ensure a perfect focal length. For this package the toaster has to be diner tuned at our premises.

If you can put up with a slightly reduced lifespan of the elements, the 9m +3 upgrade utilises a step-up transformer on the line-in, proven to improve static heat response with increased input voltage, although this method has to be carefully regulated as the power capacity of the standard electrode is very close to its design limits.

For the dogs bo**ocks job the +4 kit has a reprogrammed digital square wave rectifier (rds~r) that maintains constant wire temperatures for maximum heat dissipation. To date we have only built a prototype to this level, but we could bring it to production if there is enough interest.

See, it's this level of committment that you won't find at Autoharm, Dom.

peter_964rs

287 posts

288 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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But will it do crumpets *and* Nimble?

GregE240

10,857 posts

282 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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rpguk said:

GregE240 said: LOL Dom

Nah, GS is full of a certain persons boastings, backed up by a load of brainwashed followers. Midly amusing at first, but now sends me to Couldn't care less, to be honest.


Possibly the most off-topic comment of all time but just looked at your profile Greg, just wondering why you called yourself GregE240 rather then GregBoxter or something, anyway good days everyone!


Well, the Boxster is my wifes car actually. The fat mans car is mine. I get to polish it and drive it occasionally though, which is nice.

rubystone

11,254 posts

274 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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Ninemeister, nice one

Hoever your comments about Autofarm are a bit out of order. I have just ordered one of their "AF Retros" - incorporates all the technology you mention in a classic, fully renovated and restored 1947 vintage Duralit body - all the benefits of a modern appliance with the looks of a classic - they told me it'd be a gold plated investment and it's only 50% more expensive than a genuine original 1947 Duralit too!

iguana

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7,193 posts

275 months

Wednesday 26th March 2003
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Ruby best you check ruby that your new toaster doesnt share the same chassis number as another toaster currently happy making toast elsewere... its a common problem in toasters nowdays, especially when thy are reaching over £20 unrestored