How many Fireman does it take to...
How many Fireman does it take to...
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mrs fish

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30,018 posts

289 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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....lift a 40-stone man


Sixteen firemen were needed when a 40-stone man fell over in Holland.

The man called them after falling over in his house in Winschoten.

It took every fireman on duty in the town an hour and a half to pick the man up and carry him onto a special bus to take him to hospital.

They made a harness out of firehoses to carry him from his house to the bus and had to do the same at the other end to carry him into the hospital.

The man was finally put safely into a bed at the hospital in Stadskanaal - four hours after he fell over reports Groninger Courant.




Well this weeble certainly fell over big style.

Hates_

778 posts

284 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Really goes to show, the bigger they are, the harder they fall... and the harder they are to get up

funkihamsta

1,261 posts

294 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Hmm did anyone see FA and Feeders last night?
Mega-multi-

mrs fish

Original Poster:

30,018 posts

289 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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funkihamsta said: Hmm did anyone see FA and Feeders last night?
Mega-multi-


I knew there was something I wanted to watch... I wanted to shout abuse at the TV

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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funkihamsta said: Hmm did anyone see FA and Feeders last night?
Mega-multi-


The second most shocking thing I have seen on British television.

821 lbs, jesus h christ!

Matt.

S2N

6,314 posts

286 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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I watched it! Made me feel like a super model!

Quite sick though, her skin went all leathery.....eeewwwwwww!

All the fat girls are here!

Podie

46,649 posts

306 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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There's a monster like that at the gym I go too!

It's SOOOO big that it can barely fit on the treadmill! - still, at least it's doing something about it!

Big Al.

69,336 posts

289 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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S2N said:
All the fat girls are here!


Me puter at work say's the site is rude and wont let me look at it,
Am I missing much?

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Big Al. said:

S2N said:
All the fat girls are here!


Me puter at work say's the site is rude and wont let me look at it,
Am I missing much?




All depends if you are into women that weigh about as much as a Mini...

Matt.

mrsd

1,502 posts

284 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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plotloss said:The second most shocking thing I have seen on British television.

Since the most recent series of Drivel ?



821 lbs, jesus h christ!

Inside every fat girl there's a thin girl trying to get out. Six in her case

incorrigible

13,668 posts

292 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Inside every fat person there's a thin person...

....who wants some chocolate

mrs fish

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Friday 28th March 2003
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incorrigible said: Inside every fat person there's a thin person...

....who wants some chocolate


and chips and cake

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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and being force fed pork fat through a tube...

I still cant get over it, I now feel like I have led a sheltered life.

Matt.

mrsd

1,502 posts

284 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Nothing wrong with having a roof over your head IMHO especially when it comes to things like this Feeders WTF

incorrigible

13,668 posts

292 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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S2N said: I watched it! Made me feel like a super model!

Quite sick though, her skin went all leathery.....eeewwwwwww!

All the fat girls are here!
So you basically surf PH and fat bird sites

Any psychologists out there

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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I know, it amazed me, how can you even begin to think that purchasing 20 lbs of cheese enchiladas for your wifes supper is an endearing thing to do?

When he was walking round the house at the end gleefully thinking about fattening her up again. Shocking.

This is the human equivalent of Foie Gras but without the baton.

Matt.

Big_M

5,602 posts

294 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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I always thought blokes liked fat birds coz they were lazy. Just slap her arse and ride the waves.

mrsd

1,502 posts

284 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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BTW where did they find a fireman ? Dutch fire service p'raps doesn't spend all its time standing round braziers with its fire engines firmly locked away

plotloss

67,280 posts

301 months

Friday 28th March 2003
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Big_M said: I always thought blokes liked fat birds coz they were lazy. Just slap her arse and ride the waves.


Nah fat birds are like mopeds...

Fun, until your mates catch you on one!

Matt.