pork scratchings

[nervous]

Id been saving that title up for if my car was ever keyed again, but what the hell, lets use it here.

So then...

ITS.....

The Annual Thread and Poster of the Year Awards!!

yay!

thats right gang, its time to nominate and thank all those folks and topics that have brought us so much mirth, girth and the forth of firth over the last year.

Its a nice chance to catch up on stuff we missed and also to create a proper hierarchy (and lets face it, thats what this forum really needs to maintain a strict ruthlessley effecient authoritarian dictatorship) so that we me all bow before our newly appointed leader, as is his/ her (ok, obviously im kidding bout the second option) unquestionable right. who doesnt love a bit of minor-diety bowing?

so, lets try and collect the ten best threads and co-allate a list of the ten best posters from '06, and then we can award prizes. For myself, im happy to contribute all the stuff i plan to steal from this office in the next 36 hours to the prize fund. i like the idea of the poster who has spouted rubbish all your for our entertainment recieving rubbish for a year for our entertainment.

All votes to be in by friday at 2.30pm and then we can have a count up and announce the winningest thread and poster.

my vote for poster of the year is:

loach. comedy genius. just brill.

my vote for thread of the year is:

http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic. (ill admit a vested interest in this, but it was so much fun, especially the last post )

cmon guys, lets be 'avin you

[PorkScratching]

Oi..!! I think you'll find that title is copyright to me...

[nel]

What about scampi fries? They smell more.....interesting.

[nervous]

cmon, this is a serious business. lets get to it. some of these people deserve credit for their scribblings.

people like randal marcus, who despite being a half formed in-bred hick still finds the time to mock the weak and afflicted. surely he deserves some recognition for that?

[PorkScratching]

I know I've only been here for a while but surely there has to be a separate special award for KayC - just for being KayC...

[nervous]

PorkScratching said:

I know I've only been here for a while but surely there has to be a separate special award for KayC - just for being KayC...

agreed. hes almost certain to win his own award this year. especially after so nearly winning lats year.

[magic torch]

Ballcock and the RMS chaff. Pick pretty much any thread from May, it'll have rms mentioned.

As for my favourite thread, got to be this one.

[DucatiGary]

yay i love competitions!



thread of the year for me HAD to be this

www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=327449&r=4357340&hm=50029#4357340

and Simonharrod911 for making me take over half the other brand forums on PH.

also nerv for his Sitar joke amongst others, you sir are a star.

ive laughed ive cried and on a few occasions almost died throuh not being able to breath whilst laughing.

its been a good one guys thanks for enjoying it with me!

G

[BliarOut]

DucatiGary said:

yay i love competitions!



thread of the year for me HAD to be this

www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=327449&r=4357340&hm=50029#4357340

and Simonharrod911 for making me take over half the other brand forums on PH.

also nerv for his Sitar joke amongst others, you sir are a star.

ive laughed ive cried and on a few occasions almost died throuh not being able to breath whilst laughing.

its been a good one guys thanks for enjoying it with me!

G

We weren't laughing with you, we were laughing at you

Sorry

[magic torch]

DucatiGary said:

thread of the year for me HAD to be this

www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=327449&r=4357340&hm=50029#4357340

So funny we ended up in the Sin Bin.

Yep, that's a contender.

[DucatiGary]

magic torch said:

DucatiGary said:

thread of the year for me HAD to be this

www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=327449&r=4357340&hm=50029#4357340

So funny we ended up in the Sin Bin.

Yep, that's a contender.

I think the strategic plans of joint invasion over msn where good too.

me - ok ill take top 7

Jamie, OK ill take bottom 7

Wetwipe - sure ill take the middle 7

............

jamie - yay we own japan too.

gary - woo hoooo!!

wetwipe - ok lets do it .. .. .. .. .. o you already went i wasnt ready.. .. ..

[magic torch]

Gary, I think the conversation was:

Me: We spend too much time on the Porsche forum, let's see if we can help people on some other forums.
Gary: Great idea, you start at the top, and I'll start from the bottom.
Me: Good thinking, let's go.
Wetwipe: Hello?

[kayc]

nervous said:

PorkScratching said:

I know I've only been here for a while but surely there has to be a separate special award for KayC - just for being KayC...

agreed. hes almost certain to win his own award this year. especially after so nearly winning lats year.

It would be an honour to receive such a coveted award,do i get a sticker that i could put on the back of the tt?..im now sitting here awaiting the onslaught of sticker suggestions with baited breath

[nervous]

DucatiGary said:

magic torch said:

DucatiGary said:

thread of the year for me HAD to be this

www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=327449&r=4357340&hm=50029#4357340

So funny we ended up in the Sin Bin.

Yep, that's a contender.

I think the strategic plans of joint invasion over msn where good too.

me - ok ill take top 7

Jamie, OK ill take bottom 7

Wetwipe - sure ill take the middle 7

............

jamie - yay we own japan too.

gary - woo hoooo!!

wetwipe - ok lets do it .. .. .. .. .. o you already went i wasnt ready.. .. ..

oh god, i loved that. pure genius. honorable mention in despatches for you both. the madness and momentum of it made my face hurt for days after.

garys pic from the sin bin was the single best thing ive ever seen. and ive seen ghostbusters. gary should be envoy to the new king, if not king.

[sleep envy]

DucatiGary said:

also nerv for his Sitar joke

Biiiiieeeelllllaaaaaa!

[Wetwipe]

For me its got to be Henry's GT2 thread.

what started off as a wow look at that turned into a look at that

Pure comic genius........

edited to add, invading Japan, France and marching towards Italy was great fun. We were that close to declaring ourselves emperor

Edited by Wetwipe on Thursday 21st December 11:15

[nervous]

sleep envy said:

DucatiGary said:

also nerv for his Sitar joke

Biiiiieeeelllllaaaaaa!

still no votes for ytou Knife fight? ok, heres a free one.

Rics quite funny, if you like that sort of thing.






actually, ric, your :zipsupanorak: post was just about my favorite single post this year.

[magic torch]

kayc said:

nervous said:

PorkScratching said:

I know I've only been here for a while but surely there has to be a separate special award for KayC - just for being KayC...

agreed. hes almost certain to win his own award this year. especially after so nearly winning lats year.

It would be an honour to receive such a coveted award,do i get a sticker that i could put on the back of the tt?..im now sitting here awaiting the onslaught of sticker suggestions with baited breath

A simple "For Sale" would suffice?

[BliarOut]

Let's not forget MWHM and Framps.... They were very entertaining

[sleep envy]

BliarOut said:

Let's not forget MWHM and Framps.... They were very entertaining

and TonyLondon and LondonTony

Can the real slim shady please stand up?