Buggerybollox!
Buggerybollox!
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Scrooloose

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888 posts

245 months

Saturday 23rd December 2006
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Driving home from Halfrauds with my shiny new battery sat in the passenger footwell.

Some complete donkey pulls out of their driveway in front of me, forcing an emergency stop to avoid a T-bone.

Don't notice until I get home that the battery has tipped over and now I have a bloody great acid stain on my passenger mat!

Not happy

c3ber

4,714 posts

252 months

Saturday 23rd December 2006
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Look on the bright side it could have been on your lap.yikes

gazzab

21,640 posts

311 months

Saturday 23rd December 2006
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I rolled a car many yrs ago (an MGB Roadster with NO roll bar). Went to hospital, had my head stitched up, went home at 4am. Went to bed in my clothes, woke up in the morning and my shirt (my favourite shirt) was in tiny pieces! Must have got covered in battery acid!

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

272 months

Saturday 23rd December 2006
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gazzab said:
I rolled a car many yrs ago (an MGB Roadster with NO roll bar).


BLUETHUNDER

7,881 posts

289 months

Saturday 23rd December 2006
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BossCerbera said:
gazzab said:
I rolled a car many yrs ago (an MGB Roadster with NO roll bar).


laugh

southendpier

6,208 posts

258 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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bad luck, is the battery knackered now?

walter wallpaper

479 posts

295 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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Scrooloose said:
Driving home from Halfrauds with my shiny new battery sat in the passenger footwell.

Some complete donkey pulls out of their driveway in front of me, forcing an emergency stop to avoid a T-bone.

Don't notice until I get home that the battery has tipped over and now I have a bloody great acid stain on my passenger mat!

Not happy


Tis one of life's lessons I'm afraid.

i - Buy new battery

ii - Put in car

iii - Make sure it can't fall over and destroy your carpet

iv - Same thesis applies to Chinese/Indian take-aways


BossCerbera

8,188 posts

272 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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walter wallpaper said:
iv - Same thesis applies to Chinese/Indian take-aways

More helpful advice on this one... back in my misspent youth, I had a motorbike as well as cars. Because there were passengers in the back of my car, my girlfriend was holding my helmet in the front (yeah, yeah...) and thought keeping the curry sauce in it was a good idea on the way back from the Chinese. Similar experience to Scrooloose... a "brake and avoid" occured and, yep, my bloody helmet (yeah, yeah ...again) smelled of curry ever after.

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

272 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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I hate curry.

southendpier

6,208 posts

258 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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Mate had a 2 day old S class merc, one trip to macDs and a tray of 4 milk shak placed on rear seat. His 3 yr old son decided to jump on them, much mess ensued, everyone was very cross. after some There was an initial token clearing up with the non-absorbant napkins you get but the end result was a sticking rotten milk smell. So the car required a full strip down and clean + replace where necessary by the merc garage. Very expensive.

He got rid of the car soon after, I always wondered if he considered getting rid of his son.

kojak

4,547 posts

282 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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c3ber said:

Look on the bright side it could have been on your lap.yikes



ouch

kevin63

4,661 posts

282 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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Ireland

3,517 posts

243 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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kevin63 said:
Take the carpet out and put loads of hot water on it, if you leave it then
you will find it will rot.


And do it sooner rather than later.

yikes

Scrooloose

Original Poster:

888 posts

245 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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southendpier said:
bad luck, is the battery knackered now?


Fortunately it was only one cell that leaked. the rest are fine.

I've topped it up with a little deionised water.

As for the carpet, I diluted the acid as much as possible and it doesn't seem to have got any worse.

Now i'm off to attempt swapping the battery and windscreen wipers

GreenV8S

31,017 posts

313 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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Scrooloose said:
As for the carpet, I diluted the acid as much as possible and it doesn't seem to have got any worse.


Neutralize it with sodium bicarbonate or some other strong alkaline, otherwise the acid will stay in the carpet and contimate everything that touches it and for years to come you'll be leaving shoeprint shaped patches of acid everywhere that slowly etch through whatever you touched. Be similarly paranoid about acid that may have got onto your hands, or anything else you have touched afterwards. Acid damage may only show up weeks later but it gets *everywhere*. Also if the loss is more than a few CC make sure you refill it with sulphuric acid not just ionised water. If you've already put the water in I'd get that cell drained and refilled. Most places that sell batteries will have facilities to fill them. Topping up with water is only good for replacing water lost through evaporation.

Ricardo Bertone

562 posts

239 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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Scrooloose

Swap over the battery and wipers!

Nah don't do that the battery doesn't clear the screen edges properly and your wipers don't pack enough voltage to turn a Cerbera over.

Ricardo



Edited by Ricardo Bertone on Sunday 24th December 13:37



Edited by Ricardo Bertone on Sunday 24th December 19:05

medieval

1,499 posts

240 months

Sunday 24th December 2006
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Darn...beat me to it.

well it is the panto season party

snorky

2,322 posts

280 months

Monday 25th December 2006
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What colour mats do you have ??? ( i have a selection of spares ) nice car by the way I recognise it from our car park .... before you bought it.

Scrooloose

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888 posts

245 months

Monday 25th December 2006
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Thanks.

The mats are Chianti.

snorky

2,322 posts

280 months

Wednesday 27th December 2006
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Ah - sorry then but too specialized a colour for me...most of the ones I have left are the blues and greens....