HELP April Fools Day ideas

[d1bble]

Can anyone help me?...i really want to stuff someone at work tomorrow and need a plan. Im up for anything!
Any suggestions/past experiences as i know there are some real experts on PH?

Dibble

[alan_driver]

Condom full of mayonnaise placed over an exhaust.
PS i do not encourage this kind of behavior, however, I may conduct this experiment myself for scientific research.

[d1bble]

thanks alan...but he doesnt drive into work...

[Big_M]

My fave has to be the cling film over the toilet one. Don't forget the rubber gloves.

[d1bble]

Big_M said: My fave has to be the cling film over the toilet one. Don't forget the rubber gloves.

Yeah..he does go for a morning "clear-out"....and its always a last minute dash and letting everyone know affair...he's a baker/turtle-header alright....

[Big_M]

d1bble said: Yeah..he does go for a morning "clear-out"....and its always a last minute dash

In that case just clear the toilet of bog roll. Did this once to one of my bosses. He emerged 12 minutes later with sweat on his brow. Blokes NEVER check the availability of paper before they sit down.

[d1bble]

i can beat that...not that i want to...

...one of the directors at my place has used his underpants before and popped them in a bag to take home for his dear lady wife (what a treat!)

who needs toilet paper?

[Psychobert]

Combine these with laxatives in the morning coffee..

[ErnestM]

Psychobert said: Combine these with laxatives in the morning coffee..

Combined with an "out of order" sign on the door...

ErnestM

[d1bble]

ErnestM said:

Psychobert said: Combine these with laxatives in the morning coffee..

Combined with an "out of order" sign on the door...

ErnestM

im already busy looking/locating laxatives....

ErnestM.....God that esprit looks good!

[ErnestM]

d1bble said:

ErnestM said:

Psychobert said: Combine these with laxatives in the morning coffee..

Combined with an "out of order" sign on the door...

ErnestM

im already busy looking/locating laxatives....

ErnestM.....God that esprit looks good!

Thanks Much

ErnestM

[d1bble]

The person is question
....is five foot tall
..Recently married
...has breasts
...like fishing
....has a chronic bowel problem (as discussed)