my first big bang
my first big bang
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methodwares

Original Poster:

583 posts

273 months

Sunday 31st December 2006
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Took my daughter ice skating yesterday, got pretty lost so pulled into a shopping center to find someone to ask for directions. Found a young kid from halfords helping an old guy replace the headlights in his car. Turned off mine, got out and walked the few feet to politely ask directions. On restart the cerb let out a pretty tremendous bang, which had my daughter slightly concerned. I looked over at the halfords kid and the old man; the kid looked pretty startled, and the old had opened his cardigan and was looking at something on the inside of it(which I thought nothing of at the time). I apologized to the kid saying 'they all do that from time to time'. He said a few friendly words that can't be repeasted here. The old man looked at me with a wry grin and said, '*&$%, would have had to change my pants if it wasn't for my colostomy bag'. The kid and I gave each other a look of 'i really didn't need to know that'. I was nearly in tears as I drove away.

betty_swallocks

199 posts

243 months

Sunday 31st December 2006
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I hav'nt had a bang for a few weeks now paperbag

gorvid

22,371 posts

254 months

Sunday 31st December 2006
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hehe

ireland

3,517 posts

243 months

Sunday 31st December 2006
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betty_swallocks said:
I hav'nt had a bang for a few weeks now paperbag


rofl

FUBAR

17,065 posts

267 months

Monday 1st January 2007
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betty_swallocks said:
I hav'nt had a bang for a few weeks now paperbag


May I direct Sir to this thread www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&f=141&t=337161&h=0 hehe

Gawaan son, fill your boots rofl

Ireland

3,517 posts

243 months

Monday 1st January 2007
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FUBAR said:
betty_swallocks said:
I hav'nt had a bang for a few weeks now paperbag


May I direct Sir to this thread www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&f=141&t=337161&h=0 hehe

Gawaan son, fill your boots rofl



A pair of boots, methinks.

One would be filled too quickly.

shoot shoot shoot

Oops, wrong guns.

Doh.

hurl