Women are rubbish-Proof

[planetdave]

Courtesy of our good friends at channel 5. Check out 'Men v Women' on 5th gear tonite @ 8.30pm. Confidence is high that in all SIGNIFICANT areas women are found to be wanting car wise. Women are obviously better @ putting duvet covers on ( a big thanks to mungo here ) and cleaning and stuff, but if it wasn't for 'recreational activities' we would barely miss their loss.

[mrsd]

I've just been off to send my large donation to the Raelians. The sooner we can clone ourselves and erradicate men altogether the better


>> Edited by mrsd on Tuesday 1st April 10:40

[planetdave]

A world full of cloned women eh. Better buy shares in dungarees cos I bet my life they'll be a bunch of carpet munchers

[Fer]

What's a "rubbish-proof" woman anyway?

[mrs fish]

mrsd said: I've just been off to send my large donation to the Raelians. The sooner we can clone ourselves and erradicate men altogether the better

[mrsd]

planetdave said: A world full of cloned women eh. Better buy shares in dungarees cos I bet my life they'll be a bunch of carpet munchers

Ten pages yesterday suggesting no-one thinks this is too much of a problem ! (Providing we let you watch )

[apache]

mrsd said: I've just been off to send my large donation to the Raelians. The sooner we can clone ourselves and erradicate men altogether the better


>> Edited by mrsd on Tuesday 1st April 10:40

So who the hell are you all gonna nag once that happens then?

[ehasler]

apache said:

mrsd said: I've just been off to send my large donation to the Raelians. The sooner we can clone ourselves and erradicate men altogether the better


>> Edited by mrsd on Tuesday 1st April 10:40

So who the hell are you all gonna nag once that happens then?

And who's going to remove all those spiders from your bathrooms??

[mrs fish]

ehasler said: And who's going to remove all those spiders from your bathrooms??

I'm sure there must be some females out there who can remove a spider from a bathroom.

:justnotmeshudderingatthethoughtofpickingupaspider:

[swilly]

Fer said: What's a "rubbish-proof" woman anyway?

A lesbian.....perhaps

[apache]

swilly said:

Fer said: What's a "rubbish-proof" woman anyway?

A lesbian.....perhaps

A faulty one?

[planetdave]

A large cheque from me to the Raelians to clone spiders - that'll teach em

[mrsd]

mrs fish said:I'm sure there must be some females out there who can remove a spider from a bathroom.

:justnotmeshudderingatthethoughtofpickingupaspider:

I'll sort them out for you sweetie.
Vive la revolution !

[CarZee]

she only wants to get in your pants, Mrs F

[planetdave]

and while you are there (in the bathroom - what with the shower and soap and.......is this getting circular?)

[mrs fish]

CarZee said: she only wants to get in your pants, Mrs F

You were the one who closed the last thread, if you are not careful this is going to go the same way

[CarZee]

It's called quitting while you're ahead m'dear

[planetdave]

dont you swallow, mungo. What a dissapointment

[mrs fish]

mrsd said:

mrs fish said:I'm sure there must be some females out there who can remove a spider from a bathroom.

:justnotmeshudderingatthethoughtofpickingupaspider:

I'll sort them out for you sweetie.
Vive la revolution !

Thanks mrsD.

I would probably also get a cat...they like spiders don't they??

[dick dastardly]

planetdave said: A world full of cloned women eh. Better buy shares in dungarees cos I bet my life they'll be a bunch of carpet munchers

Ha, dungarees. Quality.