Thats a whole lot of sausage
Thats a whole lot of sausage
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mrs fish

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289 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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a 7ft porker who could feed a First Division football crowd with chipolata sausages.
The lumbering pet, who stands 4ft tall, weighs in at half a ton thanks to his whopping daily diet of pig meal and chocolate eclairs.
And workers at the animal rescue centre where he lives say he is still growing.
Attitude, a neutered white pig, piled on the pounds after his previous owners handed him into the centre nine years ago.
Now experts reckon he could produce an amazing 15,000 chipolatas if sent to slaughter.
Mike Taylor, who runs the Mistley Place Park centre in Manningtree, Essex, said:
“Attitude eats an enormous amount. As well as 10lb of meal, he’ll get through a dozen loaves of bread and 15 cakes on a good day.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the biggest living pig in the country. I know he’s well over half a ton. But although he’s not dangerous, I’m not going to put myself in jeopardy by chasing him with a set of scales.”
Nigel Rowe, a former chairman of the National Farmers’ Union’s regional committee for pigs, said:
“He’s certainly a fair old size — pretty near the biggest pig I’ve ever known.”


Sorry folks, yes I am bored and yes I have lots of silly stories at my fingertips today

John_S4x4

1,364 posts

288 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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I've read your 'whole lot od sausage' post
Chocolate hob nob for me !!

Dai Capp

1,641 posts

291 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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I've gone to bed with girls like the one in the background that have turned into the one in the foreground overnight before now...

It's like a hideous pictoral demonstration of the recovery process from beergoggleitus.

DC

plipton

1,302 posts

289 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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What's my ex mother-in-law doing posing nude for PH ??

RCA

1,769 posts

299 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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Mrs Fish, I take it that you did ALL your work yesterday and have f**k all to do today!!

mrs fish

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Thursday 3rd April 2003
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RCA said: Mrs Fish, I take it that you did ALL your work yesterday and have f**k all to do today!!


had nothing to do all morning, but now the work has started flooding in

ehasler

8,579 posts

314 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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Now we just need a huge loaf of bread, a bathtub full of ketchup and we'll be sorted for bacon sarnies until at least the weekend!

RCA

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299 months

Thursday 3rd April 2003
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that will teach you!!!
I don't know what with sausages, Giant bl**dy squid and nudist beaches!!!!!, someone give her more work!!!!! please!

mrs fish

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