Pi**ing myself laughing

[cazzo]

Was at a set of City centre lights today on the Ducati, when a "Phat" Orion with 6 inch exhaust pulls along side and starts revving (was almost louder than the bike!) anyway they wanted a race - one of the 3 lads even asked for one.

I let them go, I'm too old for Traffic-Light Grand prix against of all things a 15 year old sh*tbox with 3 max-power types in it - anyway the driver revved the 'nads off it and dumped the clutch only for the car to jump forward about 3-4 feet and stall! What a bunch of wnakers

I very nearly did pi55 my self with laughter

[planetdave]

Interesting name is cazzo. Italian connection?

[DennisTheMenace]

I like when you overtake a max muppet on a bike and they gear it down and try and outaccelerate a bike , carry on overtaking and slowly back off the throttle and let them start creeping ahead to think they are winning , then crank it open

[deltaf]

Just had a total pecker head "try" and race me in his maxed nova...duh..complete with red led washerjets! Coooooooorrrrrrrrr what a waster.....and the thing that made me hoot the most was his rear plate, it said "Youve got Nova Kin chance" lmao...hadda dump him as ya do.


>> Edited by deltaf on Thursday 3rd April 21:23

[DennisTheMenace]

Delta how do you find em
did it have novadose written across the front window

[gemini]

Talking of which - I leave work this aft and see man in rear of transit trying to pull out a roll of carpet

Hes standing in back and is pulling at end of roll like crazy when wrapper comes off and he shoots out of the back of the van onto the floor

lying there on his back in the middle of the road
Best thing Ive seen in ages

Nearly pissed myself - had to stop the car

>> Edited by gemini on Thursday 3rd April 21:31

[mrs fish]

gemini said: Talking of which - I leave work this aft and see man in rear of transit trying to pull out a roll of carpet

Hes standing in back and is pulling at end of roll like crazy when wrapper comes off and he shoots out of the back of the van onto the floor

lying there on his back in the middle of the road
Best thing Ive seen in ages

Nearly pissed myself - had to stop the car

>> Edited by gemini on Thursday 3rd April 21:31

LOL I can picture it now

[deltaf]

DennisTheMenace said: Delta how do you find em
did it have novadose written across the front window

Good question matey...i dont..they find me....i must have a tracker fitted someplace that excites their little brains or sommat...

[cazzo]

planetdave said: Interesting name is cazzo. Italian connection?

Esatto, you toucha ma bike I gonna breka you face

[DennisTheMenace]

cazzo said:

planetdave said: Interesting name is cazzo. Italian connection?

Esatto, you toucha ma bike I gonna breka you face

[DennisTheMenace]

deltaf said:

DennisTheMenace said: Delta how do you find em
did it have novadose written across the front window

Good question matey...i dont..they find me....i must have a tracker fitted someplace that excites their little brains or sommat...

You have obviously got a car with a bit of poke that usualy excites them and they try and race you so they can go and tell there mate at macdonalds that they beat you away from lights in there 1.1

[planetdave]

Attenzione! Ho amici da Napoli!

>> Edited by planetdave on Thursday 3rd April 23:19

[badapple]

complete with red led washerjets!

Always wondered where they fitted those things. Just out of interest, how much quicker would they make, say a nova go?