Joke

[V6GTO]

Taken from P&P...

cs174 said:

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened.

"Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner regarding the first body.

Second body:" Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." said the Coroner regarding the second body. The Inspector asked," What of the third body?"

"Ah,"says the coroner," This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus O'Quinn from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his photo taken.", replied the Coroner.

Martin.

[franv8]

Chortle chortle! Made me and Sciencebird laugh!

[wendyg]

I thought the 'Aren't the Irish thick' jokes had been confined to the bin. Clearly not. How 1969.

[V6GTO]

If we can't laugh at ourselves this would be a very sad little planet.

Martin.

[havoc]

V6GTO said:

If we can't laugh at ourselves this would be a very sad little planet.

Martin.

It already is. Doesn't stop me laughing at everyone else though!

BTW - Repost! Sure that's on the Sean Connery thread.

[tog]

For photographer-themed comedy I like whattheduck.net.