Iraq's Information Minister is delusional
Iraq's Information Minister is delusional
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mrs fish

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30,018 posts

289 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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US troops 'slaughtered at walls of Baghdad'

Iraq's Information Minister has claimed US soldiers are being "slaughtered in their hundreds at the walls of Baghdad".

In an impromptu press conference, in which Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf ignored the sound of gunfire, he denied there were US tanks in the city.

He said the US had claimed to have taken the Al Rashid hotel and the Ministry of Information.

"Absolutely that's not true. I can tell you that because I am here at the Ministry of Information," he said.

As live television pictures showed US tanks parked in the heart of the city, close to the ministry, al-Sahhaf continued his statement.

"They said they have entered Baghdad in 65 tanks, into the centre of the city, and I am telling you this is not true," he said.

"This is part of their sick game. We have slaughtered three-quarters of them so far. There is no presence of the American columns in Baghdad at all. Their columns are slaughtered and they have been fed a sour taste, a poison, by the brave forces of Saddam Hussein.

"They are beginning to commit suicide at the walls of Baghdad and I encourage them to increase the rate of suicide. Their columns are being killed in the hundreds at the walls of Baghdad. We have fed them hell and death.

"Washington and London have thrown their soldiers into the fire. They are war criminals. They will bury their soldiers in hell, sent there by the hands of the Iraqis. The battle was fierce and God has victored his soldiers.

"Baghdad is safe and solid and the Iraqis and the Baghdadians are heroes."



david010167

1,397 posts

294 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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I think he needs to get down to SpecSavers.

mannginger

10,304 posts

288 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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Quality imagery from Sky this morning - Iraqi information minister on one side of screen denying US forces in Baghdad, US forces resting with captured Iraqi soldiers under the crossed swords of Iraqi parade ground on the other side of the screen - both live images.

Also have you seen the inside of those palaces - not to my taste - but "How much money"??!!! Bloody hell!!

yertis

19,739 posts

297 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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I quite like that guy I like the way he grins his way through the lies he knows he has to tell.

Did anyone else see the Fedayeen blokes tearing a wolf apart with their teeth last night on Panorama? As Bill Kilgore would say, "Savages..."

Harris_I

3,366 posts

290 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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Yeah at least they're honest lies!

plipton

1,302 posts

289 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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david010167 said: I think he needs to get down to SpecSavers.


What's wrong with Boots opticians?

deltaf

6,806 posts

284 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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Whaaaaaaaat? You got to go there?

david010167

1,397 posts

294 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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Not much that I can think off Do you get two for the price of one??


plipton said:

david010167 said: I think he needs to get down to SpecSavers.


What's wrong with Boots opticians?




plipton

1,302 posts

289 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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david010167 said: Do you get two for the price of one??




Dunno. To be fair Mrs P-to-be works for SS so I get staff discount plus the 2 for 1 offer.

That said I've had my spex for a year and worn them..... er.....well...... I will wear them one day, I'm sure



jvaughan

6,025 posts

314 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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delusional ... F*$kin CRazy... a pint of what he's on please mate.

rich1231

17,340 posts

291 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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Wouldnt he be great to have round to dinner though!

pbrettle

3,280 posts

314 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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mannginger said:Also have you seen the inside of those palaces - not to my taste - but "How much money"??!!! Bloody hell!!


Yep, caught it on broadband earlier - it takes someone special in the 'heed' to live in luxury like that and let his people starve (not forgetting the mass-excutions, gassing and general dictator thing)....

Mind you - locals are starting to loot everything from the ruling powers now. So you will end up with run-down houses with 11 people a room and gold taps... now that must be surreal (oh, and probably no running water too!).

Reminds me how lucky we really are...

rich 36

13,739 posts

297 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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i wonder at which point this lying b@stard skips the country to join his buddies? or has Hussein told him to stay on the bridge of the sinking ship.

CarZee

13,382 posts

298 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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yertis said: I quite like that guy I like the way he grins his way through the lies he knows he has to tell.
This is Blair you're talking about now, right?

FourWheelDrift

92,391 posts

315 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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It's all true you know.

Davel

8,982 posts

289 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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Pity the coalition forces couldn't turn up at the press meeting just as he's spouting all this shit - all live on camera!

deltaf

6,806 posts

284 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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For the past few weeks, this guy has been an endless source of amusement to me.
His press conferences are little more than an opportunity to spout "i luv saddy" rhetoric, with absolutley no factual info at all.
I particularly like his attempts to look "professional",failing sadly every time.
The comparison with the US and UK commanders is laughable.
He really should visit earth someday.

Oh and his beret looks well out of place...

>> Edited by deltaf on Monday 7th April 15:01

lake

486 posts

295 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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mannginger said: Quality imagery from Sky this morning - Iraqi information minister on one side of screen denying US forces in Baghdad, US forces resting with captured Iraqi soldiers under the crossed swords of Iraqi parade ground on the other side of the screen - both live images.



I like the bit on sky this morning when they cut from the information ministers speach to a US reporter interviewing 2 US soldiers (live). This is the gist of the conversion - Not exact, but to the best of my recolection.

Interviewer: "It seams that the information minister does not beleive that you are here in baghdad"

soldier 1: {turns to colegue and asks} "He is only over the river there, shall we go and have a word with him?"

LMAO!!


>> Edited by lake on Monday 7th April 15:43

jvaughan

6,025 posts

314 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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yes, followed by a comment about sending a few shells over too....
Ive been at home all day with the TV on .... same denial over and over ..

lake

486 posts

295 months

Monday 7th April 2003
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jvaughan,

Not to mention the comment from the Sky correspondent, who basicaly said... (again not exact)

"Yes, you do get a bit worried when the information minister comes out in the open, a few hundred yards from US positions, on live TV, and you are standing next to him"