Hanging my Head in Shame!

[Aprisa]

I am really really sorry chaps but I have an admission to make:-
I have three Gatso Cameras in my office and we are being paid to take them to Serco for repair
please don't ban me from the site....I have no choice....please.
Nick

[Mon Ami Mate]

Don't apologise - I'm sure you can come up with a convincing theft scenario involving a forced entry and the regretable loss of three boxes!

[agent006]

Yes officer, they were all destroyed in a localised fire. No, no other equipment was damaged. Yes, very bizarre, we're looking into it.

[andytk]

Could you slip the guys at serco some cash to surreptiosly put the cameras out of focus.

It won't be picked up till they next change the film and then the bods at serco will have more work to do.

You could always claim that the focus was knocked out during transit.

Andy

[pies]

Deltaf some camera need urgent attention can you get them "fixed"

[deltaf]

Yeah mate, just drop em off in the layby and ill be along some time after lights out, to do a little morris dancing..

[HiRich]

Coincidentally, in the Times there was an obituary for a chap who was in the SOE in WW2. Captured, he was put to work on V2 rockets.
Werner von Braun was visiting the factory, and immediately recognised the workers as saboteurs (most V2 rockets failed), and they were all shot (except for our man, who used the subtle tactic of stepping behind the soldiers in the melee, as the other were lined up).

Just in cse you're open to suggestion...

[Fatboy]

What happened to them? Just as long as you deliver them prompty to Sparco - oh they were supposed to got to SERCO? oops