You know when your old when....

[pwig]

1) You actually become younger when you give your age in dyslexic terms

2) Your son goes bald

[angusfaldo]

...you find yourself getting irritated by kids posting bollocks like this....

[pwig]

[boosted ls1]

You wet your trousers after taking a leak & once the old man's safely back in the nest - That's what they tell me anyway!

[cortinaman]

you find beige austin maestro's a desirable car with 'bags of ooomph',you have worthers originals or pear drops in your glovebox,you put a tartan travelrug in the rear window and you smell of piss.

[HarryW]

Your children call you an old fool......I should know

Harry

[gnomesmith]

1) You actually become younger when you give your age in dyslexic terms

So when you are ten you are old..... you need to think that one through a bit more.

[Ballistic Banana]

your loosing the hair on your head but gaining it on your shoulders

BB

[Buffalo]

Ballistic Banana said: your loosing the hair on your head but gaining it on your shoulders

BB

[gnomesmith]

You know that you are old when you forget that we had virtually the same thread a few months back.

[Ballistic Banana]

your loosing the hair on your head but gaining it on your shoulders

BB

[Ballistic Banana]

you keep repeating yourself every few minutes

BB

And have to edited your threads constantly

>> Edited by Ballistic Banana on Monday 7th April 23:12

[Ballistic Banana]

mungo said:

Ballistic Banana said: keep relieving yourself every few minutes ;hehe:

BB

me aswell!

[mattjbatch]

...your loosing the hair on your head but gaining it on your shoulders

...you can't hear what people are saying even if they repeat it several times

[cazzo]

Life insurance company send you half a calendar!

[tvrbob]

You've finally saved enough money to buy that TVR

[Big Al.]

You bend down to do up your shoelaces, and you think to yourself is there anything else I can do while I’m down here!

[CarZee]

Big Al. said: You bend down to do up your shoelaces, and you think to yourself is there anything else I can do while I’m down here!

quality.. very subtle..

[cazzo]

Attractive young ladies will talk to you....cos they feel safe!

[Big Al.]

You still have the ability to pull the bird’s, it’s just that you can’t remember what to do with them!