All I need is a pipe

[leorest]

Settling in to middle agedness quite nicely of a Friday evening... Sat here in my slippers, quaffing a nice pint of "Owld Speckled un" and logged on to PH to see what's happening in the world of Wedges. Her indoors has gone out. My lad is in bed asleep and everything is fine and dandy.
Just hoping the spirit of our PH comunity remains unchanged WRT the forthcoming change in ownership.

[pwd95]

That's nice. Just the place I'd like to be ....only without the constant earache about getting rid of the wedge

Edited by pwd95 on Friday 26th January 22:15

[leorest]

Me thinks you need some sort of ear plugs then... or an analgesic... or a club to silence the undesirable utterings.

How about a quick poll of the Wedge community...
Hypothetically your significant other has presented you with the ultimatum "Either the car goes or I do"

Do you...
(A) offer to help pack the bags and give her a lift to the station before going home and applying another layer of wax.
or do you...
(B) post an advert and regret your mistake for the rest of your life.
From the above wording can you tell which camp I'm in?

[l33]

leorest said:

Me thinks you need some sort of ear plugs then... or an analgesic... or a club to silence the undesirable utterings.

How about a quick poll of the Wedge community...
Hypothetically your significant other has presented you with the ultimatum "Either the car goes or I do"

Do you...
(A) offer to help pack the bags and give her a lift to the station before going home and applying another layer of wax.
or do you...
(B) post an advert and regret your mistake for the rest of your life.
From the above wording can you tell which camp I'm in?

I'd chose option A, only she'd have to wait until I'd waxed the wedge befre I took her to the station

[blaineuk]

you mean you come in from the garage for long enough to have a conversation?

[leorest]

blaineuk said:

you mean you come in from the garage for long enough to have a conversation?

Tis only cos I haven't built the garage yet!

[pwd95]

[badredwedge]

blaineuk said:

you mean you come in from the garage for long enough to have a conversation?

Home is the garage

Conversation ?? Is that where she shouts and I go deaf ??

[beastie]

A please!!!

[leorest]

I suppose there is a (C) option which I forgot about...

C) I'm too much under the thumb and afraid to answer "A" for fear of SWMBO reading my comments and deciding to convert the family jewels into earrings while I sleep

[dickymint]

A: but she waxes the Wedge, packs her own case and gets a bus to the station!