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gemini

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295 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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Your weekly dose is about to start on BBC1 at 9.30pm

pies

13,116 posts

287 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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Got 40 mins yet

gemini

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295 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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I know but Im looking forward to the return of Jed
The monitor of the bushes?

mrs fish

30,018 posts

289 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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that was some dent on the front of that van

>> Edited by mrs fish on Tuesday 8th April 22:00

gemini

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295 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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just look at the skill in putting that glove where it impacted - these guys really do know their stuff

mrs fish

30,018 posts

289 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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Did anyone else think that the copper in the closing shot looked like Al Bundy from Married with Children

gemini

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Tuesday 8th April 2003
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that is too helpful "houghton" - he seems a ladies man
not seen him once help a bloke but willing to drive towed vehicles for women

Just like the rest of us then !

could you see Mungo in this role! ?

>> Edited by gemini on Tuesday 8th April 22:05

alan_driver

1,281 posts

288 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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gemini said: that is too helpful "houghton" - he seems a ladies man
not seen him once help a bloke but willing to drive towed vehicles for women

Just like the rest of us then !

could you see Mungo in this role! ?

>> Edited by gemini on Tuesday 8th April 22:05

Im 99% sure i know one of them!

mechsympathy

58,911 posts

286 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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The man was clearly making it up, even the wife noticed (and she likes her Rover 200 1.4 8v): "Its the cambelt gone, it's not moving the pistons"

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

302 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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The twat on the crosser fined £300. How many offences?? Did the magistrate apologise to him aswell? This country...

Princess Babes

23 posts

285 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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gemini said: that is too helpful "houghton" - he seems a ladies man
not seen him once help a bloke but willing to drive towed vehicles for women

Just like the rest of us then !

could you see Mungo in this role! ?

>> Edited by gemini on Tuesday 8th April 22:05



One week he did give a drunk guy a lift home, but i agree definately a ladies man.

gemini

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295 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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Princess Babes saidOne week he did give a drunk guy a lift home, but i agree definately a ladies man.



Only cause he was Aus and he thought he was Kylies brother

gemini

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11,352 posts

295 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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On a serious note
The poor mcyclist who managed to get dragged into the wheel arch
bad enough seeing the back of a trcator at a ton 20 but to hit it and ride up the wheel arch . OW!

wedg1e

27,044 posts

296 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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I don't even have a TV and I managed to catch some of it! Good job I don't watch stuff like that too often: makes my blood boil.
What are the odds of getting your neck broken in the wheel of a tractor, on a clear 2-mile straight road?
Reminds me of an incident earlier this evening in the Wedge: there I was minding my own business when Saxo-boy came hurtling up behind me (I'd say 60+ in a 40), sat on my tail for a bit then zipped past and proceeded to not bother indicating for a roundabout. Exiting the roundabout I was on his tail, could see the road was empty (couple of hundred yards of wideness, then a lefthander into a built-up with crossing islands). So I hoofed it past him, missed third gear twice but still stayed in front as he wound up the spring (mind he DID have a go at preventing me getting back onto the correct side of the line - twat).
So I brake into the built-up, but of course he HAS to show his balls are bigger than mine so he overtakes an entire line of cars... on the OTHER SIDE of all the crossing islands.
Some people are accidents waiting to happen: wish I had a Warrant card...

Ian

DrSeuss

323 posts

292 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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Respect to the senior copper captioned as "Head of Traffic, South Yorkshire" who looked and sounded genuinely enthusiastic as he talked about the thrill of biking on the open road. If only everyone responsible for devising and enforcing traffic law in this country was a petrolhead like him.

wedg1e

27,044 posts

296 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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I don't even have a TV and I managed to catch some of it! Good job I don't watch stuff like that too often: makes my blood boil.
What are the odds of getting your neck broken in the wheel of a tractor, on a clear 2-mile straight road?
Reminds me of an incident earlier this evening in the Wedge: there I was minding my own business when Saxo-boy came hurtling up behind me (I'd say 60+ in a 40), sat on my tail for a bit then zipped past and proceeded to not bother indicating for a roundabout. Exiting the roundabout I was on his tail, could see the road was empty (couple of hundred yards of wideness, then a lefthander into a built-up with crossing islands). So I hoofed it past him, missed third gear twice but still stayed in front as he wound up the spring (mind he DID have a go at preventing me getting back onto the correct side of the line - twat).
So I brake into the built-up, but of course he HAS to show his balls are bigger than mine so he overtakes an entire line of cars... on the OTHER SIDE of all the crossing islands.
Some people are accidents waiting to happen: wish I had a Warrant card...

Ian

gemini

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Tuesday 8th April 2003
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wedg1e said wish I had a Warrant card...

Ian



Sell you one!

deltaf

6,806 posts

284 months

Tuesday 8th April 2003
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Take it easy out there guyz.

wedg1e

27,044 posts

296 months

Wednesday 9th April 2003
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gemini said:

wedg1e said wish I had a Warrant card...

Ian



Sell you one!


Hmmm... scan and email... I'll frighten the little b%$£*&^)*s...

Ian
You joining us tomorrow PM (Great Broughton) Richard? Or is it a bit far for a week night?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Wednesday 9th April 2003
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Something badly wrong with the traffic car video kit in the first clip. Digital speed showed 120-125mph, following a bike in lane 3. Bike on tail of a car. Other cars and lorry in lanes 1 and 2.

All holding roughly the same pace. How? I've noticed that before.

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Thought for the day.......I used to say ex police cars were good value. Now I understand why! After all that abuse, they must be held together with filler, Araldite and paint!

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I, too, recognise one of those officers. I accidentally trod on his white cap. Ooops.