Anyone fancy going to the Cayenne launch in London...?

[PorkScratching]

Joy of joys... I just received a glossy invite to attend the launch of the new Cayenne next week.

As I think I may be washing my hair that evening does anyone fancy a few free nibbles and a glass of champagne courtesy of Porsche.

Don't all rush at once...

Cheers.

[RVVUNM]

No thanks,cleaning my pond out that night.

[loach]

Don't think anyone will have much of an appetite after watching the covers come off that gargoyle. There'll probably be a rush on the bar, though.

[gra001]

loach said:

Don't think anyone will have much of an appetite after watching the covers come off that gargoyle. There'll probably be a rush on the bar, though.

Loach, Clarkson loves it and it doesn`t tramline!!!!

[anonymous-user]

PorkScratching said:

free nibbles and a glass of champagne courtesy of Porsche

Tyres.................£980
Brakes Discs..........£600
Cheesy Wotsits........£5
Brake Pads............£300
Chateau Fizzipiss.....£30
Washer fluid..........£20
Mini sausage roll.....£10
Mobil 1...............£160
Labour................£360
VAT...................£430

TOTAL.................£2900

[loach]

gra001 said:

loach said:

Don't think anyone will have much of an appetite after watching the covers come off that gargoyle. There'll probably be a rush on the bar, though.

Loach, Clarkson loves it and it doesn`t tramline!!!!

That lanky, verbose bon viveur's opinion holds about as much weight around these here parts as a glass of hydrogen gas. As for the tramlining - of course it doesn't...those tracks are the wrong guage and are far too narrow.