How to stop crime.

[autismuk]

Yes, we can get rid of all our BiB now, because crime can now be stopped by a process of ..... jumping up and down.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes

I struggle to believe this interview isn't made up ....

[Plotloss]

Genius

How about shouting 'Babylon! SCARPER!'

[autismuk]

What's truly scary is that complete retards like this are in charge of our cops. Does this moron have any idea of what it's like in reality ?

[711]

We might be better served jumping up and down outside the home office, in a vain attempt to distract the politicians from making silly decisions!

[stuttgartmetal]

Good old New Labour.
Always regard criminals rights, not responsibilities.
How much longer ?

[jasandjules]

Could we distract them by using 9mm pistol shots to the legs? This will not only distract them but will also ensure they haven't ran away by the time the police arrive (which they will do because they need to arrest you for shooting the scote).

Little wonder this country is f***ed really.
Jail motorists, free paedos, burglars etc..

[autismuk]

..... well it's quite sensible. Speeding has killed more people than any paedophile has. Therefore speeding is more dangerous than paedophilia.

[fluffnik]

autismuk said:

I struggle to believe this interview isn't made up ....

I've had to check that several government spokescritters were not in fact sureal new comedy shows recently.

I would be really funny except it isn't.