I am evil!

[ubernoober]

I keep my Chimeara outside in all weathers (cos it doesn't leak)

I drive it in all weathers (and it stays dry)

I drive it in all types of traffic (and it stays composed)

I drive around 500 miles a week in it (and it doesn't break)

I threw away the cotton wool it came wrapped in (cos it didn't need it)

I've even taken it to 95% of its VMax (and it was easy!)

I am evil, and the Chim loves me for it!!

[hormone]

ubernoober said:

I keep my Chimeara outside in all weathers (cos it doesn't leak)

I drive it in all weathers (and it stays dry)

I drive it in all types of traffic (and it stays composed)

I drive around 500 miles a week in it (and it doesn't break)

I threw away the cotton wool it came wrapped in (cos it didn't need it)

I've even taken it to 95% of its VMax (and it was easy!)

I am evil, and the Chim loves me for it!!

Are you sure that you are actually awake!!

[Podie]

ubernoober said:

...my Chimeara...

Wossat..?!?! Is it like a Chimaera...?

[Tangoed]

oohyou're EVIL!!! keep up the good work.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

ubernoober said:

I keep my Chimeara outside in all weathers (cos it doesn't leak)

I drive it in all weathers (and it stays dry)

I drive it in all types of traffic (and it stays composed)

I drive around 500 miles a week in it (and it doesn't break)

I threw away the cotton wool it came wrapped in (cos it didn't need it)

I've even taken it to 95% of its VMax (and it was easy!)

I am evil, and the Chim loves me for it!!

And I have owned it for nearly a week!!

[Graham]

ubernoober said:

I keep my Chimeara outside in all weathers (cos it doesn't leak)

I drive it in all weathers (and it stays dry)

I drive it in all types of traffic (and it stays composed)

I drive around 500 miles a week in it (and it doesn't break)

I threw away the cotton wool it came wrapped in (cos it didn't need it)

I've even taken it to 95% of its VMax (and it was easy!)

I am evil, and the Chim loves me for it!!

sounds like the first 3 years I owned mine.. trouble is they get used to that kind of abuse. what you'll find now if you put a perfectly functioning chim in the garage and leave it for a month or two when you take it back out it'll have th hump with you and start to fall apart... so stay