Chuck Norris envy?

[sleep envy]

Chuck Norris has a crush on JT because he is so hard

The Sun said:

John Terry partied until 0300 GMT with his Chelsea team-mates despite being knocked out by a kick in the head during the game in Cardiff.

Various said:

Terry has thanked Arsenal physio Gary Lewin for saving his life after he was pole-axed. "

The Telegraph said:

The Blues skipper could be fit to face Portsmouth on Saturday.

The Sun said:

But Arsenal midfielder Abou Diaby will be out for two weeks after injuring his ankle in the same incident.

Apparently, in the tunnel JT ripped off the oxygen mask, hopped off the stretcher and offered it to Diaby when he saw him limping.


The team flew home from Cardiff to London. JT walked in bare feet and still got back first

[wolves_wanderer]

A good effort but I think you'll find that Chuck Norris would have coughed up his own tongue and then bitten it off for daring to attempt to suffocate him.