Upholding the law - the 10 commandments???

[batfink]

Was driving down the motorway once when the range rover infront decided to do an emergency stop because he saw a liveried up car. Now get this...it was liveried up as "Parish Police". What the heck are Parish Police and what powers do they have other than the Wrath of God. As I don't believe in God and all that so I just sped past

[Bing o]

I can't help but think of these characters!!

[FrootBat]

I've seen cars slow down to 70 on the M40 when passing 6 police cars - all of them riding on the back of a transporter

FFS

[imbecile]

[quote]Police in St Helens (as part of the national Reassurance Policing Programme) have teamed up with Parish C of E School and launched the Parish Police Gang. The scheme is aimed at Year 3 pupils (aged 7-8 years) and communicates personal safety messages through innovative interaction with Community Support Officers and Police Officers in St Helens. The scheme runs for a 6 week period, between 3.15 –4.15 pm and each week a different topic is discussed. The first part of the session includes Officers speaking to the children about the particular theme, whilst the second part involves activities.[/quote]

I dunno, but anything with activities in can't be good...

[streaky]

imbecile said:

[quote]Police in St Helens (as part of the national Reassurance Policing Programme) have teamed up with Parish C of E School and launched the Parish Police Gang. The scheme is aimed at Year 3 pupils (aged 7-8 years) and communicates personal safety messages through innovative interaction with Community Support Officers and Police Officers in St Helens. The scheme runs for a 6 week period, between 3.15 –4.15 pm and each week a different topic is discussed. The first part of the session includes Officers speaking to the children about the particular theme, whilst the second part involves activities.

I dunno, but anything with activities in can't be good...[/quote]"Activities". Is that one of the missing OT books, between Proverbs and Lamentations? - Streaky

[Major Bloodnok]

streaky said:

imbecile said:

[quote]Police in St Helens (as part of the national Reassurance Policing Programme) have teamed up with Parish C of E School and launched the Parish Police Gang. The scheme is aimed at Year 3 pupils (aged 7-8 years) and communicates personal safety messages through innovative interaction with Community Support Officers and Police Officers in St Helens. The scheme runs for a 6 week period, between 3.15 –4.15 pm and each week a different topic is discussed. The first part of the session includes Officers speaking to the children about the particular theme, whilst the second part involves activities.

I dunno, but anything with activities in can't be good...

"Activities". Is that one of the missing OT books, between Proverbs and Lamentations? - Streaky
[/quote]
Chapter 1:

1. And in those days was there much cardboard and the cupboards were full of squeezy bottles.
2. And, yea was there also sticky-backed plastic, therewith to cover the bottles. And also great store of paints, and brushes, and paper, and plastic bricks of bright colours, and none were of such smallness of size as to cause distress if accidentally swallowed.
3. And the children were greatly pleased.
4. But some there were that delighteth not in such things, and they did venture outside and disport themselves upon the equipment provided.
5. And this equipment did comprise of swings, that goeth back and forth, and of see-saws, that goeth up and down, and roundabouts that goeth in circles.
6. And there was ice-cream.
7. And the children were mightily sick.

[who me ?]

Major Bloodnok said:

streaky said:

imbecile said:

[quote]Police in St Helens (as part of the national Reassurance Policing Programme) have teamed up with Parish C of E School and launched the Parish Police Gang. The scheme is aimed at Year 3 pupils (aged 7-8 years) and communicates personal safety messages through innovative interaction with Community Support Officers and Police Officers in St Helens. The scheme runs for a 6 week period, between 3.15 –4.15 pm and each week a different topic is discussed. The first part of the session includes Officers speaking to the children about the particular theme, whilst the second part involves activities.

I dunno, but anything with activities in can't be good...

"Activities". Is that one of the missing OT books, between Proverbs and Lamentations? - Streaky

Chapter 1:

1. And in those days was there much cardboard and the cupboards were full of squeezy bottles.
2. And, yea was there also sticky-backed plastic, therewith to cover the bottles. And also great store of paints, and brushes, and paper, and plastic bricks of bright colours, and none were of such smallness of size as to cause distress if accidentally swallowed.
3. And the children were greatly pleased.
4. But some there were that delighteth not in such things, and they did venture outside and disport themselves upon the equipment provided.
5. And this equipment did comprise of swings, that goeth back and forth, and of see-saws, that goeth up and down, and roundabouts that goeth in circles.
6. And there was ice-cream.
7. And the children were mightily sick.[/quote]

Chapter 2:

1. And the leader of the attending force produced a large tray of donuts
2. And lo the children were amazed to see the attended mass of officers attack the horde of donuts rendering them invisible in seconds.