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noble3r

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295 posts

236 months

Monday 26th March 2007
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Having put holes in the sole of my shoes from dancing all night in chester saturday evening i decided to go buy myself a new pair today.

Parked up and lefted car in favourite private car park to save paying 2 pound for parking ( my pet hate)

3 hours later i return to find a yellow clamp on my wheel.......... holy shit!!

This white van then appears at crawling speed slowly behind me. like out of the movies

'Is this your car sir'

I was so angry to begin with and then mananged somehow to leave smiling after paying the 90 quid release fee.

Smile because the fat sweaty smelly wanker in the van had sat there all afternoon waiting for me to return from buying ny new dancing shoes. Its nice to know i've just fed his kids for the month.....

Have your bloody money and don't forget your place in society!!!!!!! 'Vote labour'.........................

snuffy

13,216 posts

313 months

Monday 26th March 2007
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I take it that was not in Chester then ? Cus I can't find anywhere to park for £2. £4 is more like the going rate, and the council wonder why teh city is going to the dogs.

lotus160sport

527 posts

245 months

Monday 26th March 2007
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You should of danced all over his face in your new dancing shoes, until they then also had holes in!!! bounce

alex_123_fra

355 posts

265 months

Monday 26th March 2007
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Hope he didn't scratch you wheel...otherwise you could've walked off without paying and called it even


Edited by alex_123_fra on Monday 26th March 19:32

Marlon

735 posts

287 months

Tuesday 27th March 2007
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Private car park = private
Public car park = public

rolleyes

V6GTO

11,579 posts

271 months

Tuesday 27th March 2007
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£90 huh?...so that's 45 X £2 parking fees (to state the obvious). One ticket was all it took to turn me into a good boy...mind you it's only 60p an hour here.

Martin.