Wendelin Wiedeking tears VW a new one.

[loach]

Fresh from a meeting with VW shareholders, Herr Wiedeking made a brief appearance at a press conference in Wolfsburg today, to confirm the size of his willy.




It's my 2000th post, and a buddy asked me to make it count. So.


By the way - Caption away, people. This photo is ripe for interpretation.

[Fidgits]

C-

could do better

[loach]

Fidgits said:

C-

could do better

You bastard. I was juggling on a unicycling and gargling the theme from Titanic when I posted that. You could make allowances.
How 'bout this caption then?

When asked about Porsche's profits, Herr Wiedeking had the following to say...."No prroblems. See zis? Ve hef strretched ze Porsche owners assholl to zis size ollrready, and iss qvite small still, no?"

[Fidgits]

loach said:

Fidgits said:

C-

could do better

You bastard. I was juggling on a unicycling and gargling the theme from Titanic when I posted that. You could make allowances.
How 'bout this caption then?

When asked about Porsche's profits, Herr Wiedeking had the following to say...."No prroblems. See zis? Ve hef strretched ze Porsche owners assholl to zis size ollrready, and iss qvite small still, no?"

Prove it and you'll get a C+, a B if you were blindfolded at the time.

[magic torch]

Wendelin Wiedeking said:

What?!?!?!?

They're going out in Cambridge on Saturday 31st March 2007 and they didn't invite me?

Magic Torch will be there too??? Oh man!!!

Twats.

[ballcock]

How bout....

"Ist nicht der sizzzze den compt , dummcoff , ist der girth"









It's my best 'Battle comic' German BTW

[jeremyc]

Herr Wiedeking said:

Zis is ze exact degree of respect vee hav for der loachman since he forsook our magnificent rearenginedbeetlespurtensportswagens to move to ze funny little plastic British puffenpedalcars.

[Andy M]

loach said:

"And if ze mechanics at ze OPeeCee's do not sell ze new brakes all-round to every car serviced, ve flick and tweak zeir nipples until zey bleed!"

I was going to say: "But Henry told me his margin was only this small!" but thought it may not be appreciated

[loach]

Andy M said:

loach said:

"And if ze mechanics at ze OPeeCee's do not sell ze new brakes all-round to every car serviced, ve flick and tweak zeir nipples until zey bleed!"

If we're scoring, I'm giving that an 'A'.

[loach]

jeremyc said:

Herr Wiedeking said:

Zis is ze exact degree of respect vee hav for der loachman since he forsook our magnificent rearenginedbeetlespurtensportswagens to move to ze funny little plastic British puffenpedalcars.

Ha ha. Now shuttup and sell me your GT3. :|

[Schmalex]

I vas reeding ze thread called "How soon after you got you Porsche..." on zis vebsite called peestonheads and it seems our customers must tolerate incorrect hand signals. Now I vant you all to practice ze perfect gesture wiz me

[Bodo]

»Loach ist mein stalker!«

[nel]

"...und Porschewagen vill go on TO RULE ZE WURLD! Mwuhahahahaar!"

[loach]

nel said:

Up for a glass of water, and now I have to change my PJs. I think I just wet myself. The little Cayenne with the turret. I mean. Come on.

[fastfreddy]

Stoppit I zay!

You keep making zee fun Englanders, but i keep making zee Deutschmarks, yah?

Oh, now it eez Euros? Vell, I maken ein awful lot of Euros too mein freund, and ich haben der very expensiven lawers who are
looking at your itsy bitsy Pistonheaden site and will be on you like ein ton of Volkswagens before too langen.

Oh, zo now Pistonheaden is ein Haymeerkat purchase? Hmm I zeeeee.....

Vell, vee have Herr Heseltine on our side anyways....



so zee last laugh is on you Englanders! Ha hahahah ha ha ha HA!



... Why are you laughing now?

behind me?

what is behind me?

Crazy Englanders!

[hammerhead]

Despite having a rather gay wrist action, Herr Wiedeking still managed to score 180 at the works darts championship.

[sleep envy]

nel said:

"...und Porschewagen vill go on TO RULE ZE WURLD! Mwuhahahahaar!"

[scotty_917]

nel....that's a master piece!

[kennyboy]

fastfreddy - yours is too, heseltime cameo - genius. still laughing out loud in office.

[rubystone]

loach said:

When asked about Porsche's profits, Herr Wiedeking had the following to say...."No prroblems. See zis? Ve hef strretched ze Porsche owners assholl to zis size ollrready, and iss qvite small still, no?"