Stupis Bastid Macbook
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littlegreenfairy

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10,134 posts

252 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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There is a DVD in the drive and it refuses to sodding budge. Its only had a disc of any sort in once before and it took a good few attempts to get it out then.

Its making its usual grunting ejecting noises but wont do anything other than that.

Help. I need my drive emptied






Just to add - have no music to listen to (none on puter), all I can hear is the bastid cat licking its balls - really don't like cats at all. Cats are vile vile animals. And I'm not even allowed a bunny - but they are cleaner as they don't sit on the fecking bed and lick their balls THEN come and lick you. Eugh. Much prefer my hamster - it may lick its willy but atleast it then doesn't lick me. Why the hell can't I have the rabbit?

Please just fix this bloody computer befor the cat goes out of the window.


Edited by littlegreenfairy on Sunday 1st April 09:40

crmcatee

5,808 posts

258 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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doesn't holding the eject button whilst powering up force the disk out ?

littlegreenfairy

Original Poster:

10,134 posts

252 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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crmcatee said:
doesn't holding the eject button whilst powering up force the disk out ?


no irked its stuck like a bitch. Didn't even force it in either weeping

isotope

19 posts

255 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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Try this: (you'll need a thin piece of cardboard)

www.silvermac.com/2006/dvd-stuck-in-macbook-pro/

littlegreenfairy

Original Poster:

10,134 posts

252 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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isotope said:
Try this: (you'll need a thin piece of cardboard)

www.silvermac.com/2006/dvd-stuck-in-macbook-pro/



Stopped the clunking noises but didn't eject the stupid disc. Going to wait until 11 to ring apple. Stupid thing is only a week old irked

robbieduncan

1,993 posts

267 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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Restart the machine. When the grey screen appears hold down the mouse button (try and get it down before the Apple logo appears). This will force eject anything in the drive. This should work unless there is anything physically preventing the DVD from leaving the drive (I have heard of very isolated incidences of drives moving and becoming misaligned with the slot in the case).

TheStoat

1,498 posts

252 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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Isn't this just a communication problem? As soon as you realise the cat is only trying to tell you that you taste like its balls the confusion will end. Next time kitty licks you try saying "Yeah, I know" and see if it stops

jimmyjimjim

8,336 posts

269 months

Sunday 1st April 2007
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littlegreenfairy said:

And I'm not even allowed a bunny - but they are cleaner as they don't sit on the fecking bed and lick their balls THEN come and lick you. Eugh.


Cleaner? Wrong! You've never had to clean encrusted rabbit droppings impacted in a female rabbits nether regions.
Dirty creatures. Your other half is entirely right to prevent you from having one. Trust me on this. Plus, you wouldn't believe quite how MUCH they crap.

As for the mac problem, sorry, no idea.

Buffalo

5,488 posts

285 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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I've had this on my MBP - usally when for some reason teh DVD drive can't pick up the start of a CD. It just spins and spins and i can hear the reader trying to move...

No idea why it happens but it has made me think that the old style of manually ejectable drives are much more robust. Occasionally various combinations of swearing and eject button pushing have made it happen after a while, but the last time i had to switch the machine off and just kept hitting efect before teh DVD player had time to start spinning.

cjs

11,717 posts

282 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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Buffalo said:
I've had this on my MBP - usally when for some reason teh DVD drive can't pick up the start of a CD. It just spins and spins and i can hear the reader trying to move...

No idea why it happens but it has made me think that the old style of manually ejectable drives are much more robust. Occasionally various combinations of swearing and eject button pushing have made it happen after a while, but the last time i had to switch the machine off and just kept hitting efect before teh DVD player had time to start spinning.


On of the things that concerned me when buying my MB was the CD drive.......its just asking to go wrong! I would prefer a simple draw system with manual eject.......just have to take what they make if you want a Mac I suppose.

Jinx

12,023 posts

291 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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Percussive maintenance? A quick firm tap as the disk attempts to eject might help.

HiRich

3,337 posts

293 months

Monday 2nd April 2007
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Surreal. Just appeared this second here

"Go into your utilities folder and open disk utility. Look on the left at the volume list and if your dvd is showing up there you can highlight it and select eject from the tool bar at the top.
If that doesn't work restart the computer, wait for the tone, then hold down the mouse. That should force it out if there is not a hardware issue."