It's true about 993 owners....

[Lurking Lawyer]

(Well, some at least)

Out for a burn around rural Cheshire and the Peaks today and I passed a silver 993 cab coming the other way - he was heading down the A54 towards Congleton/Bosley crossroads as I was heading up towards Buxton.

He had his roof down (good man ) and I could see quite clearly that he (a) had a woolly bobble hat on and (b) had a beard!



I guess some stereotypes have at least a minimal basis in truth!

[Fidgits]

I have to be honest, I saw a lovely silver 993 C4S yesterday when I was out in the 996... had a little convoy for a while, pulled alongside and he didnt have a beard.

Though, he was 40, overweight and balding... perhaps he couldnt afford a 996

I am joking (well, not about the event, the car and person is 100% accurate, the last bit was a joke) before the serious ones start world war 3!

[RaeB]

I have a 993, but no beard....(the wonders of Immac)

[Lurking Lawyer]

RaeB said:

I have a 993, but no beard....(the wonders of Immac)

So do I, and nor do I, but spotting someone who seemed to fit the stereotype so completely amused me and prompted me to post

[verysideways]

My beard zips to my anorak

[aceparts_com]

Fidgits said:

...perhaps he couldnt afford a 996

You should add that here:
www.oxymoronlist.com/

[fidgits]

aceparts_com said:

Fidgits said:

...perhaps he couldnt afford a 996

You should add that here:
www.oxymoronlist.com/

you missed the whole joke thing then

[ED965]

i've got a goaty, got me hair and 35 years young.
Got me a 993 C4S, cus its a proper Porsche 911........
Saw a 996 yesterday with a chav driving it, they are a bit cheaper now.

[bumcrack]

If you buy a 993 it's in 'the rules', you have to grow a beard to disguise your face in public within 14 days.

Anyone breaking this rule is on the list for an arse whipping

You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giw12]

bumcrack said:

If you buy a 993 it's in 'the rules', you have to grow a beard to disguise your face in public within 14 days.

Anyone breaking this rule is on the list for an arse whipping

You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do arse whippings cause bums to crack?

[paultje]

Is it done by a big breasted blond...(like 'wifeysworld.com')....in which case where do I sign?

Edited by paultje on Tuesday 3rd April 01:04

[drybeer]

Gazboy said:

There is a seriously fit yummy mummy in the south Bucks area with a silver 993C4S who doesn't conform to the stereotype of beard & bobble hat.

Apologies if she's the wife of anyone on here, but damn she's nice.

Are you suggesting she is also hairless?


I hope so!

SORRY FOR LOWERING THE TONE

[paultje]

Already lower than a PS 09 kit....

[bumcrack]

giw12 said:

bumcrack said:

If you buy a 993 it's in 'the rules', you have to grow a beard to disguise your face in public within 14 days.

Anyone breaking this rule is on the list for an arse whipping

You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do arse whippings cause bums to crack?

I was born with my bumcrack, isn't every body?