Anyone sober when they post here?

[cityneil]

Just a thought, or is it me?

Oh, there was a question. Following on from the great 'what job do you do' topic, what is the average age of a Porsche driver? I am not an IT consultant, directly.

Edited by cityneil on Friday 6th April 18:25

[dotdog]

fcku yesh# of coursh

[911_OMG]

No way...!!

[Wetwipe]

I havent been sober since 1985

[marlinmunro]

Hic, what was the question

[magic torch]

Yes.

[magic torch]

No, you lookin' at me?

[magic torch]

Come 'ere, I loves you.

[magic torch]

Ooops, this isn't my bed. Where am I?

[magic torch]

Yeah, course I'll call you. Here's wetwipe's, I mean mine, mobile number.

[loach]

Fuckish....you're ....no c'mere...you're all mee besht mate.....no..nah..Nah...NAH...nono...SEERRushly.....y'are.................ye fuckin' >hic< bolloxes. Gissus a kiss.....wuhhaaayyy..........*puke*

[magic torch]

WHORE!!!

[loach]

One drink and I'm anybody's. You knew the risks.

[magic torch]

Sorry, Geneva flashback there.

Whats yoooo needs, iz one of them........badjeezs. Likes those space trek geezers.

Beam me up *thud*

[graeme36s]

whats sober?

[dazren]

I imagine most people are sober at work, so it follows they'll be sober when posting on PH! (late evenings excluded of course).

[cityneil]

"I imagine most people are sober at work"

Na affance big fella, but speak fer yerself!

[housemaster]

I'll av the lora ye, yoo lukin at my bird, i'll kick yor........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm invisible cola

[loach]

magic torch said:

Sorry, Geneva flashback there.

Whats yoooo needs, iz one of them........badjeezs. Likes those space trek geezers.

Beam me up *thud*

Izz called a comminicay... noo.....wai-waidasec......*waves random drunken finger*...izz my communicay...no...hang on...a--a--hang'nasec....thaz nod whaddiz called ad *hic* All.....Idz me fechin' badge. Wha'? C'mere'n say thash te me badge yeh fechin' cheeky bashthard. I'm a supeerer ozzifer. *windmills wildly*

[toenheel]

who wants a fight???? i've had a can of stella aka "wife beater"